jox
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- jevad
your absence over the past 2 weeks has been noted, and reported to the relevant authorities...
- tfsmag0
a little birdie told me that he was arrested for soliciting in the bathroom of a train station in sweden....
but that's neither here nor there.
- swollenelbow0
a little birdie told me he started a punk garage band and is on a world tour, rumour has it he's going to crash britney's live HBO special.
look for a guy with a tamborine in a penis suit.
- jevad0
lmao!
- jox0
It's just that the recent discussions on here are too stupid for my intellectual mind and I feel like such a know-it-all when I keep outsmarting you over and over again.
PS - Britney is here with me backstage at this HBO fundraise thingy, and she's both drunk and mentally unstable so if you excuse me - I'm gonna go "take advantage" of that if you know what I mean *wink wink*
- tfsmag0
did i mention that i've got my wiener out?
- swollenelbow0
stuff her with twinkies!!!!
after you've had your way of course.
- grayhood0
or before, whichever.
- jox0
stuff her? Dude, I'm gonna marry her! The last guy who did that got a Porsche when they split!
tfs: OMG Teh Tinyness!™ Didn't see it till you told me it was there!
- pascii0
hey, pack that back before the boss™ sees it!
- tfsmag0
*wipes the train station splooge from jox's eye
there now you can see my penis in all it's glory again.
- pascii0
let's start a boygroup!
- crap0
yeah I miss the little guy too
lol