Your idiosyncrasies?
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- mrdobolina0
I have this other thing I do, when I use a urinal I have to drop my drawers all the way down to my ankles and stand there with both hands on the wall over my head, and make moaning noises because it burns when I pee.
- grayhood0
hahahaha
if there happens to be a cat in the bathroom when i have to pee, i pee on it, everytime. so thing about that next time your peting mr. fluffy.
- rasko40
a friend of mine when we were about 16, whenever he would use a public toilet he would make the extra effort to shit right next to the toilet without fail, I thought it was a bit mean after a while but he gleaned constant amusement from it.
- mrdobolina0
a friend of mine used to pee in everything in bathrooms at college parties. EVERYTHING. he once 'hid a dook' in a closet at a party.
- rasko40
hahah yeah I know someone who took a shit down the back of a sofa at a party.. grrooss.
actually, all my friends from back in the day were freaks
- grayhood0
have you ever droped an upper decker?
- sexypixel0
a friend of mine has a habit of shitting when he's drunk, he once went upstairs in a party at a house we rented on holidays with a plate, came back down with a shit on the plate, sat down with us at the kitchen table and started cutting it into slices. we threw him out and he had to sleep in a hedge
- mrdobolina0
no, but this one kid I know went to vegas for a bachelor party and his friend took a dump off of the 'm' on the outside signage of the MGM grand casino/hotel. there was a video, but I doubt anyone would hand it over. the vid was ill though.
- grayhood0
hahaha sweet.
i have told this story here b4 but i shit on the floor of a bar at the jersey shore, b/c they were pricks and their reenter hand stamp said "ripped off". bastards had it comming.
- fluxismo0
never order a "dirty martini" because the olive juice comes from an olive jar that a succession of bartenders has dipped their fingers in (in between washing glasses, handling money and clearing dirty napkins, perhaps that have been used to blow noses into) over a period of months, and now contains a very high percentage of non-olive substances
- grayhood0
that is pretty gross.
like the new name by the way.
- re_4m0
i dont wear underwear
cant stand the smell of eggs or watch people eating them. i will leave the room.
- re_4m0
oh yeah, almost forgot. if im outside and i have to take a piss, i will piss and walk at the same time.
- Jnr_Madison0
Smoking in bed and burning down 3 houses.
- mg330
mrb those are kidney stones!
- mg330
Speaking of restrooms and shatting...
I can't sit directly on a public toilet seat. Must lay down layer after layer of toilet paper or one of the sanitary covers.
If I just use toilet paper, I try to use close to half the role, several dozen layers.
And leave it there after you're done so the next person is puzzlled and thinks "Was this guy trying to make it soft like a couch?"
- zack270
If I check out a thread, I need to read consecutively through every single post, even if there's like 162. Sometimes I find myself plowing through posts at lightning speed, not really enjoying myself but needing to read every one.
- mg330
zack, I hope need a tagline was one of those threads.
- zack270
mg33- ok, I'm dumb... I don't get it. Are you saying I need a tagline? What's a tagline? Ahhhhhhhh!!!
- bukka0
I count everything, to see if it turns out odd or even. I count letters in posters, on products, screws on planes, buttons on walls, anything and everything and I dont do it on purpose I catch my self doing it and I think I am crazy.