lastnight....
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- asma0
hey rasko, i had a boyfriend that used to like inserting them little silver lego swords into his jappo!
- asma0
hoohoo, the boi called ME a twat.
i got a twat ,dr.bullshit, i'm a lady!
- skater0
found the business card for the place...here's their url...
Name: Tyalor - 34HH-22-34 figure, honey blonde waist-length hair, 5'6" tall
- skater0
Im not gonna get into an argument with you, just thought that your comment earlier was bolloks...If i did'nt do it, i wouldnt have posted it...Fool, girl or not!
- rasko40
heheh.. lego swords eh? and I suppose you would be there with a meccano dildo aswell?
- skater0
Now that wpuld be a new route for lego to go down ...LOL
- vespa0
if lego could go down you'd be sorted wouldn't you skater?
- asma0
steady rasko, it wasn't a sword made of lego, it was just a little three inch plastic sword that a little medieval lego man would carry about his person!
meccano dildo, nah, i go slightly better than that, but my how i've progressed from a Vosene bottle.
- woodyBatts0
Every one knows that's a pirate sword :) it's for the pirate lego man, and for stabbing olives, little bastards!
- josimar0
asma (not) bin laden in a while ay?
u r 'clearly' just jealous u aint got a thing to put lego in.
- rasko40
I think she's into courgettes.
- vespa0
aren't you nearly due asma?
- josimar0
due a courgette?
- ********0
objectively speaking, nothing wrong with the world's oldest profession, but i think you're UK colonialist attitude only reinforces the sex slave trade mentality
good luck mate
- vespa0
due to give birth
- asma0
courgettes ain't no use, they snap, rasko, you should know that...perhaps a cliché, but i'd swear by an mid-size cucumber and one of these in the back door(handle first guys)
- skater0
So what is the overall opinion of NT's re> Prostitutes...Having ha a look on the web, there are a load of sites for this trade, all designed by a small band of folk, looks like they ahve a monoploy on this market...Gonna get me a slice of Pie! Yeha and a Von Dutch Cap!!!
- donal0
i squander half my wage on brassers and benylin. big swing
- DutchBoy0
baggin' a sherman up the jappo, daft eh?
damn, i am still having difficulties with that Briton slang stuff...
