$50,000 question
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- zeroblade
If your finance dept said they have $50k for you to spend on equipment, what would you spend it on?
Workstation, special peripherals, digital SLRs... what say you?
- shant0
Here come the semi-wacky, outrageous suggestions that will surely be not funny.
- pepe0
a little french dwarf stripper and baja fresh every day for a year....
- Jnr_Madison0
Some computers would be a good start.
Unfunny enough?
- shant0
OK, so pepe proved me wrong in record time.
- nick0
a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass for the tall, hairy, dark-haired fellow wearing the chapter-3 polo.
- quik0
A couple G5's
A couple PC's
A Nikon D10?A little label writer (man, they're the coolest)
New software.
Good office chairs.Plants for the office.
I could go all day.. but yeah I need to work occasionally... or I'll be fired? Maybe.
- zeroblade0
haha... c'mon dudes... it's for real. Those finance misers got like $50k up in the coffers for my section. For the past year I've been rejected $200 purchases, and now they are asking us to spend the money for them.
Think of it as a late Christmas-Valentine present.
Dual-Xeons, Plasma Screen, A3 scanners etc
What would a designer your calibre want?
- BonSeff0
what to you do and what do you need to get it done
jesus..
i mean devon
- zeroblade0
thanks quik. anymore?
got those little label guys around here. gals love it, especially when I name my lava lamp "Mr. Pepe".
- mrock0
man, I can hire 5 new people from the third world countries to do my job for that price. While I kick back and tell them what to do. he he!!! J/K ;-)!!!
- pepe0
dude buy and '85 ferrari and an old michael jackson jacket with white glove, then roll into the office as if there is absoluetely nothing wronf with this picture...
- BonSeff0
atta boy pepe
make sure you get some big ol' jewlries
- pepe0
seriously the big jewelry is key but its gotta be fake... i am leaning towards z cavariccis to top this off but i think pleated stonewash guess jeans will suffice
- BonSeff0
maybe rent dianna ross for the day too. she fresh out the po po
- shant0
oh damn nick!
ZING!
- oeuf0
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- kbags0
"dude buy and '85 ferrari and an old michael jackson jacket with white glove, then roll into the office as if there is absoluetely nothing wronf with this picture..."
I totally second that.