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- grayhood0
schocker her a few more times maybe her heart will start again.
- Gorbie0
...call the police?
Call the fucking electrician, you'll surely blow the fuse and fry the wiring.
- grayhood0
seel her kidneys and use the money to pay the electric bill.
- nessdog0
she's not breathing. she's pissed herself and keeps farting... is she still alive? fuck.
- BonSeff0
ahhhhh!!
comedytoday!
christ
- Gorbie0
light one... just for kicks.
- grayhood0
try to use the taser to light one of the farts on fire...
let me know if it works, i am curious
- Gorbie0
well taze my farts and call be Bic!!
- nessdog0
OMG ki tazed her farting ass. now her pants are on fire and she's screaming. is she alive? i think i'll leave her to burn... saves money on the cremation. thanks d00ds. problem solved.
- Gorbie0
bodies are a great heat source.
..quite thrifty of you!
- grayhood0
if you put her out they she will have to pay more of the water bill and you will be all square.
- grayhood0
i'm scared gorbie.
- rasko40
get her while she's warm!!
- tfs__mag0
if i ever have a rock band, i am so gonna call it "tazing farts"
- nessdog0
i have rights to that name. use it and i will tazer you. bitch.
- rasp0
how about
fazing tarts
- nessdog0
;)
- vespa0
if you wire her up right maybe her frenzied death throes could be converted into a power source for your mac? at least enough to power your daily nt consumption..?
- nessdog0
hehe. surely not enough to power my NT usage.
- rasko40
you'd need a 3 phase filth generator to power your NT usage