My last day...
- Started
- Last post
- 32 Responses
- zoiks
this is my last day at my current job. I start my new job as a marketing manager on Monday.
I have no idea why I am leaving the comfort of my current job (web designer) - am pretty nervous - I guess a was feeling like taking a risk while I am still young. but, now I'm not so sure, ---no going back now.
Anything I ought to do on the last day of the old job?
- ikbenvanrijn0
fuck around and dont do a damn thing :O)
- Blofeldt0
oh god, you've gone over to the Dark Side.
Soon you will forget what an EPS is, what res images should be for print, begin saying "I want a 'wow' factor", send unfinished copy and then say "we don't use Latin in our literature."
- rasko40
"yeah give me a drop shadow on that.. and .. and some y'know some bling.. want it more dynamic and edgy.. REALLY EDGY.. but not alienating our current market.. of pensioners."
and you thought the microwave was God talking to you? I think it was surely Satan.
- rasp0
you will aslo say things like:
"yeah i know youre busy,
but ill tell you why i need it now""well.. i see what youre saying but ive already promised the client that we can do it"
and you will take up golf.
- Blofeldt0
"can you press the lens flare button on that?"
- ikbenvanrijn0
hehea drop shadows & lens flares
- Blofeldt0
You'll demand something be done by the end of the day and then fuck off at 4 without saying a word.
- zoiks0
hehehe rasko
I will actaully be managing myself. I will be in charge of all there promotional/marketing stuff. They said I could do anything I wanted to. Video, Web, Print. There won't be any cookie cutter rolls to fill.
- rasp0
"I know it's possible, I can do what you do you know"
"Decaf Iced Chai Latte, Grandé"
"Wheres my Shirt?"
etc
etc
- rasp0
followed by
"so who fancies a drink after work"which will be greeted by people turning to their computer screens and trying to look busy
- Blofeldt0
LOL rasp!
- jpolk0
me too!
- vespa0
for your last day i'm sure you'll be gathering everyone around for a backwards rendition of stairway to heaven as a message from your satanic master (complete with powerpoint slide karaoke presentation)
- vespa0
was that harsh? I meant to say good luck and well done for taking a risk :)
- North_20
"You know that first logo idea, I did like that, but, could you do the same again only using joke sans'
"could you send me it in a hi res mac format"
"We'll have to touch base tomorrow"
"I have zero integraty"
- North_20
Make that integrity.
- ikbenvanrijn0
can you get an excel sheet or word doc to me?
oh. client does not have a flash player. can you do the thing in powerpoint?
- rasp0
"yeah i like it, but can you make it more... dynamic"
- rasp0
Can you tell ive worked with a ginger tosser marketing guy before?
Hi Dom if you're out there.