women....
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- vespa0
fuck off supanigga you patronising git
(mimio that wasn't directed at you if you were being nice)
- withnail0
I'm surrounded by women in most of my personal and professional life and enjoy it immensely, except when i don't, which is usually due to my own borderline depressive nature
- lay_z0
c'mon guys...admit it...women are great :D
- kinetix0
agreed lay-z
- dessalles0
so monkey is walking in the jungle one fine afternoon, when he hears this screaming.
"help! help! get me outa here!"
monkey tracks down the source of the yelling only to find that elephant has some how managed to fall into a giant ditch.
"oh man, thank god it's you monkey! you've gotta get me out of this hole. i've been in here for hours!"
monkey, always the quck thinker says, "ok, just stay calm. i'm going to go get my mercedes, and i'll pull you out of this mess."
- dessalles0
so off monkey goes, and five minutes later he's backing up his mercedes to the edge of the ditch.
monkey lowers some rope. "hey elephant, tie this rope to one of your legs and i'll pull you out." eventually, after quite a strugle, monkey is able to get elephant out with the mercedes.
believe it or not, a month later, monkey is walking in the jungle when he slips and falls into the very same ditch he found elephant in. "oh man! how the hell am i going to get out of this thing?"
he starts yelling, and luckily elephant is just in range of his calls for help.
"holy crap! i can't believe it's you elephant!"
- dessalles0
"yeah, this is wierd," he replies. "i guess its my turn to get you out"
so elephant lets down his giant penis, and slowly lowers it down the edge of the ditch"
"huh!?! what!!?! what the fuck are you doing elephant!?! there's no time for this. help me out first and then i'll think about it."
"oh shut up you idiot, this is how i'm gonna get you out," says elephant.
"what!! hell no....well, ok. fuck, i can't believe i'm doing this." so reluctantly monkey grabs hold of elephants giant penis, and as quick as lightnin climbs out of the ditch.
the end.
- dessalles0
oh, almost forgot.
there's a moral to the story
if you have a big dick you don't need a mercedes
- ********0
- sexypixel0
haha, you're all crazy, all's i said was women confuse me, if I understood ye life would be dull. Keep confusing me please, keeps me on my toes
- ********0
this is what i think of you men
- ********0
- kinetix0
where is the damn love...
why can't we be friends...
does everyone have to say such aweful things.
- withnail0
WWWAAHHHH
- Bluejam0
...analyze everything.
- hellraising0
that was cold tara
- rise0
best thing about women = there dying love for ricky martin videos.
and there need to shake there bon-bon.
- shellie0
i met ricki martin at LA designer drinks.
- rise0
<3
- sauceruney0
If women confuse you, perhaps you should be spending less time on newstoday.