best resume ever!
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- Nematoth0
You should fix the javascript error on your code before you try to impress future employers though eh? ;-)
- jox0
"Reorganized the directory structure to free 41% of server disk space."
DAMMIT! You're hired!!
- Nematoth0
:-)
- unformatted0
PhotoShop
i hate when ppl spell it like that
- hk_dwayne0
go on cosmo, throw your resume up then, so we can have a look!
- stewart0
IlluStrator
- jox0
SteWart
- JamesEngage0
am I missing something?
- lifeinsodium0
"Demonstrated the computerized system would result in an increase of 250% efficiency. "
companies should be fighting to hire this guy.
- dstlb0
'Completed Univ. of Cambridge (UK) O Levels with A's in 7 subjects and distinction in Computer Studies, Physics and Chemistry'
O Levels, at Cambridge Uni, in 1998? Is that possible?
- chopsticks0
Cambridge Uni does run an exam board for schools but it's unusual for all of your exams to be from just one board.
In any case, O levels were replaced by GCSEs in 1988.
- cosmo0
that's not my resume. I found that resume online. WTF made u think that's my resume.
- smellvetica0
bet he's a right laugh in the pub...
...i bet he even shouts out during 'countdown' on CH4.
- lucidblack0
i love it how everything is non-chronological. because everything in a resume is supposed to be random. and non-chronological. and random. and non-chronological. and not in a correct order. and in disarray. and in....
man this dude is stoopid.. uh.. i mean, stupid.
- JamesEngage0
don't put down countdown because you don't understand the rules.
- cosmo0
one of his friends, mentioned that he has been looking for jobs for the past year. But doesn't seem to get an interview anywhere. hahahahahha
- lind0
Vice-President of Al Nahda Cricket Club
cricket cricket
:P
- Hardcore0
http://www.geocities.com/mezbaum…
"I lived my life at a variety of places (my folks had the 'wanderlust' bug - the love of travelling), but now I live in this hub of multiculturalism - Toronto"
- shellie0
oh m god... PHAT
help
- Nxn0
'wanderlust bug'
..this guys a trendy wendy.