sleeping with the enemy
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- swollenelbow
not really, but hey it sounded cool...
so, i'm going to shack up with my girl for the first time ever! give me some tips and tricks to keep the place livly and argument free! come on you 30 years olds..this is your time to shine...
oh and brundlefly i'm lookin at you pal, how do you and aliyah deal with posting on NT from the same place?!
- hotel0
if you two never argued, you'd get seriously bored of eachother. trust.
- swollenelbow0
we do have little things here and there but that's totally normal...i've never done this before. eeeepps!
- KennyJ0
When Philip and I moved in together, at first we were both trying to lead the relationship. At one point it looked bleak, and we said "okay, we have to learn to listen and accept each other". We have since come to a mutual relationship. The secret is to be a team!
- Mimio0
- Take out the trash.
- No more clipping those toe-nails in the living room.- Make room in the closets.
- Make room on the book shelf.- Basically let her decorate.
- swollenelbow0
totally, i'm down with the team idea! but i'm latino, and my machismo may kick in? what happends then?
- Mal0
Don't wipe it on the curtains Marco and leave the room when you need to fart and never ever leave the seat up.
- swollenelbow0
lol alright...mal. i'll keep that in mind...good thing we don't have a german toilet =)
farting is weird...they say everyone does it but i've never heard a girl fart in my life...but my mom doesn't count!
so no farting in front of the lady huh?
- waynepixel0
DO not ask her if she take it up the ass. Let her tell you if she want it there or not.
- Bio0
keep a flask in every room.
but keep them secret. . . keep them safe.
- Mimio0
Get her a welcome to the apartment gift.
Buy something for your place together.
Watch your pronouns when reffering to the apartment.
- Mimio0
In addition to Bio's advice.
Hide your stash.
- swollenelbow0
hah yes mimio we talk online at work and i stay typing "my apt" that has to stop...
a flask bio? any perticular liquid in it?
- Bio0
particular liquid : ether.
- swollenelbow0
i do'nt want to cut my girlfriends head off in the first month...
- monkeyshine0
toilet seat down is a big one...and don't miss and flush always.
oh and this drives us nuts too...when you shave, don't leave your stubble all over the sink. yuk.
and since we're on the topic of shaving, don't leave your razor out if you don't want her to dull the blade on her legs...we can't resist the urge for a sharp razor no matter how much you cut your face.
- waynepixel0
we can't resist the urge for a sharp razor no matter how much you cut your face
Ya that true.
- ********0
give her space and leave each other alone until it's time for the real deal! ;)
- ********0
remeber - you are ALWAYS wrong
- KennyJ0
You should also take her to the theater at least once a month. Philip takes me weekly.
- chach0
get a big place.