Salty Pork Skins
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- Mal0
- brandelec0
now i wish my cake was made of pork
- mcLeod0
is that warm moist feeling in the front or the back of the shorts?
- brandelec0
apple juice goes with chocolate pudding you know
: )
- 4cY0
- tfs__mag0
wait, pork grease, chocolate pudding, AND apple juice?
*tfs__mag barfs uncontrollably
- mcLeod0
this thread is growing really fast
*innuendo alert
- Mal0
- Bio0
brandelec, happy porkday!
4cy, yes. i am frightened of this buffet. something about the art makes me think 'cannable'.
- BXCAR0
people keep this constructive. this is a dezzzignforum remembah?
furgodsakezzz
- brandelec0
whoa, bio
that's probably what i'll look like in 40 years
- Mal0
- brandelec0
do they squeal?
- 4cY0
"s that warm moist feeling in the front or the back of the shorts?
mcLeod
(jan 19 04) "well, that is a good question mcLeod. In fact in the process of longing for porkrind and related matter of flesh in any form the moist tends to be located in the front, usually after the porkrind binge the moist tends to be moved to the back part of the hips, together with this sensual phenomenon a big toxic cloud with a smell of unearthly proportions will form within minutes.
i hope that answered your questions.
any others?
- brandelec0
if they're gonna honk, they'll might as well oink
- mcLeod0
thats for keeping it clean
that goes for everyone. i mean no one
- brandelec0
4cY...
where did all the money in my wallet go?
- brandelec0
HA, tfs,
i'm on top
- 4cY0
classic, tfs!