Humanzee
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- blackspade
anyone seen the doco on the suposed 'Humanzee' named Oliver?
it was on TV last night here, the thing walks upright like a human, its a fuckin mental looking creature...
They prooved it wasnt a human/chimp hybrid, but said he was different to the standard chimp with one more chromizone than humans.
took it to Japan and some japanese girl was gonna fornicate with it to boost her modelling career... wtf!
- brundlefly0
thats completely whacked.
He learned to drink, enjoy coffee and beer, and smoke cigars. In the evenings he would sit on a sofa and watch television. If his caregivers were out of coffee, he would walk into the kitchen, pour a cup, and take it into the den. As he got older, he made sexual advances on the wife and as a result was sold.
- blackspade0
ha! yea he mounted his female owner so she was scared of him and sold him
he went missing for 9 years and was found locked up in a university with other chimps
he is 40 somthin years old now and blind and no longer walks upright
- fate0
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*sung to the tune of Falco's 'Amadeus'*
- mrdobolina0
that fucked, humanzee is a great name for a band.
- unfittoprint0
any clips?
- Peter0
"took it to Japan and some japanese girl was gonna fornicate with"
Blackspade, I know it's just a pubescent joke, coming from some misguided/clueless perceptions and thoughts about the world outside your hometown - but what the fuck?
You need to (re)build that perception. Go travel some.
- blackspade0
what are you on about Dad?
that is what actually happened according to the doco
oh, and by the way I have travelled quite alot actually
PS: eat a dick
- mrdobolina0
peterh, that was rather judgemental.
- blackspade0
yup somthin stuk up his arse
I wasnt bagging on Japan at all, they had the chimp on some TV programme in Japan (like 15 od years ago)
- Peter0
mrdobolina,
As blackspades father I feel a need to raise him rather strictly.
Including manners, and the importance of not trusting some guys homepage on the internet as a source of information
- Peter0
"I wasnt bagging on Japan at all"
Thanks son. Now let's put this mess behind us and go and have a dick togheter.
- blackspade0
Dad,
"importance of not trusting some guys homepage on the internet as a source of information "
if you read the thread, that wasnt where I got the info. It was a Documentary. WHo gives a shit anyway, it was a light hearted post. Cheer up ol fella.
no hard feelings :)
- mrdobolina0
RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Peter0
might have overreacted, what with all the other bashing threads floating about here. Sorry.
Though I still can't believe that a monkey had sex with a prostitute (assuming fornicate means sex with a prostitute, and the monkey wasn't the one selling). Did they actually show that on a documentary?
- brundlefly0
I had that damned monkey.
It wasn't my first
and dammit,
it aint gonna be my last.....
Uncle Fly