much love for NT girls
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- ********0
What could you do without rasko and his seething bar of flesh!!
:D
- vespa0
my life would be empty.
- slag_you_off0
seething is such descriptive word dont you think
- ********0
Yeah def' gonna use that one again when appropriate.
- vespa0
i don't think i'm going to be able to use that word now without having a little inward chuckle ...
- ********0
inward chuckle is a fun-word aswell
- ********0
"how would you like your egg tomorrow morning? hardboiled or fertilized?"
lol
- pascii0
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."
"He's an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!"
"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
- Tephlon0
"my life would be empty.
vespa"
Not just your life... ;-)
Sorry
- vespa0
*jingle jangle*
what's that noise? oh it's just some bloke's teflon coated prosthetic rent-a-balls knocking together as he throws his weight about nt
;)
- ********0
I like 'em they are sweethearts and always nice. :)
- pascii0
good they exist!
- ********0
haha pascii
classic one!
- buddylee0
You like Mexicans?
- pascii0
mexicans? well, yes.
- i3i2and0n0
will you have my abortion?
[im sorry]
- Mal0
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this.
- Mal0
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No!!
Can I then?
