have you ever sharted?
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- kommy
its when you are trying to fart and you accidentally shit yourself.
i have :( and i dont like it
- hotel0
yes, once, on a flight from london to paris.
- Gilt0010
I almost blew snot when I read this... I laughed so hard, but I had to laugh only to myself because it would've sounded really weird to everyone in their cubicles around me if I just busted out laughing. Especially the poor sap on the phone right now. He would've thought I was laughing at him...
- bjm0
Hey kommy do you live in Portland? I recognized some of those posters/stickers from around town. Plus the willy week newspaper thing. Do you just photo that stuff or did you do it? Cool stuff.
- canuck0
buddy of mine did it in a car; by the time he got to his destination, his boxers had dried to his arse if you know what I mean.
- jpowell0
this has got to be one of the most disgusting threads ever... but, i couldn't help reading it.
dried boxers... man, that car had to reek.
- tara|gee0
filthy
- nu0
ick..
- pascii0
in schoolcamp. in front of my rommmates. i threw my pants outta window after cleaning myself. teacher wasen't happy...
- mirola0
yea once. it wasn't nice, luckily i was just outside my flat. it ran right down my leg and into the back of my shoe. i had to throw my jeans and undies away. i had to jusp straight into the shower like a rape victim.
- esp0
in a club on a particular heavy night.
Left my undies in the cubicle for the next person to discover.
Lucky them...
- gabriel_b0
i'm surprised so many people have shat themselves.
I did it once, when i was a kid, i stood up in the bath to get some shampoo of the windowsill, and i farted and shit went all over the wall and in the water, had to run another bath, minging, but funny.
- Dita0
that is minging guys!
come on, control yourselves
- nessdog0
nasty. ok totally different, but including shit.... after a night on the tiles, my mate stayed over at my flat. in the middle if the night, he walked into my room, sat down and started having a shit on my chair. euw.
- MX_OnD0
anyone saying no is lying, we all have.
But this takes the biscuit to the next level....
- nessdog0
euw that made me gag, i nearly puked.
- shutdown0
almost followed through a couple of times but managed to control the outburst enough.
my mate always used to piss himself when we'd been out on the town.
we'd come in and he'd fall asleep on the floor and by the morning the carpet and himself were drenchedoh and he fell asleep on the bog at a club without shutting the door...funniest thing i ever seen
- unknown0
amazing thread
I'm glad I'm not alone, it's most annoying if it happens when you're on a plane. Them toilets are too tiny to clean yourself up haha anyway
who had a swollen anus for hours after taking a dump?
I have and it sucks, especially if you have to sit for hours, like on a plane or a car drive
carry on
- pascii0
FU, drink more water!
- shutdown0
i think the swollen anus thing has taken it too far :)
gross!
