dumb jocks....
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- tfs__mag
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okay, so i'm working out, i've just finished running like 3 miles on the treadmill, and am on one of the nautilus machines. I usually put the weight fairly low (like 70lbs), and do an assload of reps (till my arms won't let me push anymore) because this is supposed to help with muscle tone and I don't want to be a big bubble arm loser. I get these two guys that look like some wannabe WWF losers behind me and i can here them snickering about how low I have the weight... as soon as i get up, the set the weight to like 200 and do about 4-8 reps grunting and groaning as loud as they can and then they get up. AT THIS POINT THEY HAVE MADE MY SHIT LIST FOR BEING COMPLETE TOOLS. they're both a couple of fatties, and nowhere near being in shape... But somehow they are looking down their nose at me? Man, I was secretly hoping one of them was gonna throw they're cellulite ridden back out trying to lift that weight haha
[/rant]wow, i feel better already
- sexypixel0
thats what you get for going to a gym, go and lift trees and rocks, gyms are full of vain wankers
- nu0
Gym = evil
just like code.
- tfs__mag0
haha so true sexypixel.. but i'm stuck working out at this type of place in this weather... i'm not one to go and run in 8 degree weather! plus there are some cute girls up there usually!
- nick0
theres always the weirdest people at gyms..
- BonSeff0
that sucks, didnt you break your anke?
- tfs__mag0
huh? break my ankle... i broke my foot last year skateboarding... no broken ankles though
- BonSeff0
my bad, i read someone broke their foot going to work, thought it was you, hehe
no one can stop your ninja ass!
- tfs__mag0
yes!!!! ninjas must keep in shape to perform "NINJA DEATH BLOSSOM ™"
- BonSeff0
just roll in the gym with your sword, and some john stockton style nutter shorts. they will back the fuck off. guaranteed
- fate0
It's all about pressuring people. Tell the guy to do [here's where you make up a number] reps on 70lbs. he won't pass up the challenge. Then start yelling at them like he's in Full Metal Jacket.
Pussy
Pansy
Little GirlThese are good things to call him.
- fate0
wear a big infectious smile as a he struggles.
Easy way to prove a point.
- tfs__mag0
haha yeah be like
"GOLDBERG WOULDN'T BE GRUNTING LIKE THAT ON 75lbs YOU PANSY!!!!! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!"
- nu0
When forced to go to the gym I usually go swimming. Its not that bad and keeps you in pretty good shape.
Just stay away from old men with very very long back hair.
- unknown0
yeah i'm sure cute girls would be impressed by you getting clowned by some juice monkeys!
- tfs__mag0
haha i have a hard time talking to cute girls when i'm all sweaty and smelly anyhoo
- steak&liquor0
Top of my list of people to bag on. Guys who are fat that wear work out clothes or tanktops thinking they are buff.
- sexypixel0
men with titties should be treated the same as chicks with dicks
- pascii0
i don't trust people with no neck. don't take em serious, maybe they die because their liver resolved itself
- tripleflux0
this story reminds of that "world's strongest man" QT for some reason
- xovi0
nex time you see them tell em 2 words...
"jenni craig"
=P