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- jevad
"After we decided we liked America's money, our thoughts turned to tricking Americans into liking us. That's how the Australian mind works; it is very small and rat-like. However, what our brains lack in size, they make up for in tenacity, arrogance, and a total disregard for what anyone who isn't Australian thinks. We try to fool you guys into being our friends. Our main weapon? Crocodile Dundee"
http://baboon.us/australia.html
Fantastic find rasko!!
- rasko40
haha yeah, I just read the whole site, its pure genius!
- ********0
whoaaaaaa that site is crazy! hahahaaa
- unfittoprint0
"Snoop is about to give up rap. This is so that he can eat chips on a full time basis. Snoop is very dedicated to weed smoking and chip eating and he feels that he is much better at doing this stuff than rapping. Also, Snoop has a bunch of other rappers who are signed to his label now, so he doesn't need to do any stupid rapping shit anymore, because he has easily enough money to buy 17.3 lifetimes worth of chips and weed.
Snoop Dogg doesn't give a fuck about you; he has tough friends and plenty of bitches, not to mention weed. So if you ever fuck with him, you are gone. If Snoop saw you in the street, these are some of the things he would do:
Kill you.
Smoke weed."AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
- ********0
I once was bloody chased by a baboon. I was scared shitless!!!!!! Seriously, they are clever dangerous fuckers! (x_x)
- picohertz0
hahaha
- ********0
wait are you laughin' at me or the site? I hate those damn baboons. F'in scary bastards!!
- picohertz0
haha i'm laughing at both - good work to get away from the baboon though they are fast buggers
- brundlefly0
a canadian objects....
then goes back to his beer.
- vespa0
brilliant!
- rasko40
*bump*
incase you missed it the first time round...
- sexypixel0
thats class.
- rasko40
check the whole site, theres some amusing rants in there :)
- sexypixel0
the bald rant is genius
"The day I buy a wardrobe full of leather jackets and start cruising around high schools in a 1960s sports car looking for pussy half my age is the day I start treating women equally."
- jevad0
this guy and the ultimate ninja page guy must be related...
- jox0
HAHAHA thanks for that. This is priceless:
SLOB 1: [muffled grunt] the Canadians are fuckin' weak cunts, we smashed 'em in the Olympics.
SLOB 2: It's deeper than that mate, we got 4th place with 115 medals, the Canadian piss-ants got 23.
SLOB 1: we outperformed them by 840% if you considering Canada's population advantage of 68%.
SLOB 2: That's right. If we had 33 million people we would have won 194 medals
- ********0
don't remind me of baboons
- ********0
yeah that shit, that's the same face and howl that bloody thing did to us. Fuck those things! :(
