That Annoying CoWorker
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- Gilt001
I realize this isn't quite the right forum for this buuuut...
Does anyone else out there have that really annoying coworker that has to comment on EVERY SINGLE thing that is said within his earshot? This guy on the other side of my cubicle is driving me up the wall!
- BXCAR0
talk to him
get some sense into him in a tactical way
can you do that?
- jox0
i had a person like that on my previous firm. And then, at the christmas party, I told him what an absolute fucking cock he was and then, he got quiet.
I'll tell him for you if you ain't got the balls.
- Gilt0010
Probably not without losing my cool. It's been going on for months. I thought it was just him trying to settle into his new job. But these days, he still has a comment for every person that walks by his cube.
His peers harangue him now and then so that's always pleasant!
- jevad0
damn...cock-hatted by jox!
^_^
- jox0
what's his e-mail address? >:)
Rioting NTers can and WILL shut up anyone. Trust me, it has happened once or twice.
- Gilt0010
Our Christmas Party was at a Casino on a native american reservation. I skipped it due to the large quantity of "white trash" that would be present.
Jox rox!
- BXCAR0
this might sound hippy-ish but go for a beer with him.
talk about his ranting & negative attitude that annoys you (in a tactile way).
You can always break that beerbottle in his face later when the rest proves to be uneffective cause thats the way you sound now.
Already way too fckd up.
- jox0
Only one way out then.
His doorstep + flaming bag of poo + ring doorbell + run.
And yell your name as you run away, otherwise he might blame it on some kids.
- jevad0
yeah just tell him man - in a funny non-confrontational way...crack a joke about it.
then if he doesn't get it take him outside and lamp him.
- jox0
don't be so fucking friendly BXCAR.
hahah, kidding. :P
- jevad0
hahahhaah!!!
A+ jox
- Gilt0010
See, he's not exactly a bastard. He just says "stuff". All the time. Every opportunity he gets. He's like a needy 5 year old. Only he's a grown man so that's obnoxious...
- BXCAR0
im just drunk
i tend too get very friendly when mashed
*hugs everone and nods off to bed*
; )
- jox0
Do something completely insane then, when he talks about stuff. Wave your pecker around for a 10th of a second and then stuff it back in, listen to him and nod like nothing happened. That'll do the trick.
- brundlefly0
or call in "the Gimp"
pulp style!
- BXCAR0
'or call in "the Gimp"
pulp style! '
up the bum-mah haha
- steak&liquor0
Just log all of the conversations you hear and refer to them whenever you talk to him. Just say "Its kinda like when you were telling John about how you need a new set of pliers."
- shutdown0
tell him you think he's very attractive and that last night you had a thought about him that got you "arroused"
that should do the trick
- JamesEngage0
I had someone at work who was annoying for other reasons, so whenever the phones would ring, I'd pick i t up and if it was for him, I'd say 'it's your mum'... he'd go 'cheers'... and it would be someone very important... he hated that... HAHAHAHA