I killed last night
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- zoiks
I had no choice. I had given him a chance by forcefully removing him from my home a week ago, but he came back. I was left no other choice but to take his life. He eluded my first two attempts to take his life.
I even caught this thief cheating death for two nights in a row on video taped it. I also captured his execution.
I can't say I'm sad to see him go though. He cost me 2 bags of brown sugar, a bag of pretzels and some candy bars. I can't tolerate that kind of thievery. I even nearly broke my thumb while trying to figure out how to set those @#$!@ traps. I now realize how mouse traps can kill. They hurt like heck! My thumb nail will be leaving me soon, I'm sure...
any mouse or rodent stories?
- rasko40
your microwave is gonna be real pissed at you, better watch out.
- jox0
no - but I stepped on a frog once. It made yucky noises.
Kinda like *pllrrrIEEK*
- ********0
wow you kill dude
- zoiks0
It was staring at me again last night rasko, it's eyes never close, he always sees me
00:00
- ********0
I fed a spider for a whole summer and then burnt it to death with a can of deodorant and a lighter.
- rasko40
now thats karma ;)
- ********0
- shutdown0
i caught a mouse that was stealing my parrots bird food, caught him in my mouse trap but he didn't die straight away and then i felt guilty and took him out of the trap but i think something was wrong with him as his head was at 90 degrees to his body...i think he was angry and died to spite me
- r_gaberz0
I once killed a duck with a empty beer bottle.
It was an accident, but
I'll never forget that scream.poor duck
- tfs__mag0
one time i was throwing rocks at some geese that were just chillin in the water. i figured i'd hit one and it would freak out and fly away, i through a really big rock and ended up hitting one right in the head, it made this loud "thwop" when the rock hit it's head and it's head went under water, while it's body was still floating... it never did bring it's head back up. i felt really bad after that.
- tfs__mag0
oops..
through=threw
i still haven't quite woken up yet heh.
- vwsung18t0
i wouldn't be surprised if someone on NT eventually kills another human being. Or maybe someone already has...
- shutdown0
welcome to the PV-AN confessional
- zoiks0
I was at a golf tournament when a girl hit a low bow over a small lake and hit a goose staight in the base of it's neck. It's head fell in the water and it flapped around trying to get out, but no dice. The girl could hardly finish the hole, she was so distraught.
- fate0
I once killed a man in memphis....just to watch him die.
- kevinv0330
confessional u say?
- ronnypudding0
One time i acidentally shut my cat's arm in the car door.
Whoa momma!
- zoiks0
don't mean to be mean, but this is a serious thread fate... don't say it unless you mean it...
do you still stand by that last statement or would you like to strike it and re-phrase it for the records to reflect.
- tfs__mag0
ummm zoiks, fate was reciting song lyrics from johnny cash. haha
on that note, i used to catch frogs and blow them up with firecrackers (when i was like 10). I was an evil little shit, i'm still waiting for all the bad karma that i built up as a youngster to come back around.
