9 Word Sentence for xmas!
- Started
- Last post
- 30 Responses
- achro
This beautiful girl who I've been 'with' for about four months, told me that she wants a nine word sentence for christmas. She said it was a spur of the moment thing but I want to get her to like me more. Any suggestions..
- ********0
cats and pants, cats and pants, cats and pants!
- toastie0
what the fuck do you want me to say?
- Mal0
I love you and want you to marry me.
D'uh.
- digitalswarm0
I hate you, please get your things and leave.
- ganon0
all i want for christmas is a blow job....
- grayhood0
i'm a cheap ass so here is your gift
- chubbywookie0
1: The season for celebrating the birth of our saviour
2: The time of year when everyone spreads Christmas cheer
3: Praise, for his Son the Lord Jesus has come.
- ********0
won't you be good for something, draw the shades...
(stolen from american music club)
- brandelec0
so do you want the lights on or off
- brooke0
You guys seriously need girlfriends.
- brandelec0
actually i said that to my girl..
she kneed me in my tailbone when i turned my back.
- ********0
heh is she from niagra falls?
- ********0
i don't need a girlfriend, thank you very much!
- ********0
omg i wrote that in 2 sex and just realised it has 9 words.
woo hoooooo!
(if you ask me, there aren't enough woohooos in the world.)
- brandelec0
women from niagra falls aim for your tailbone?
wait, so which ones go for the crowned jewels again?
- tfs__mag0
why do you want a nine yard sentence bitch?
there 9 words.
- tfs__mag0
oops.. haha
"why do you want a nine yard sentence bitch"
should be
"why do you want a nine WORD sentence bitch"
my bad.
- brundlefly0
"either take a shit, or get off the pot"
that's my bet, try it
- grayhood0
nice.
- gfro0
Will you remove my panties and get finger stink?