no ranting today™?
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- Jnr_Madison0
You cock sucking, good for nothing bunch 'a whoooores.
- ian0
I got loads of rants but Im trying to stay positive for good karma when I go job hunting.
Some of my rants include:
How can I get different busses over the space of a hlaf hour in the morning and still make it into work at the exact same time?Gill Sans. I fuckin hate it. Also courier.
A 'web developer' who tried to change a site design I spent the summer working on because 'other sites don't look like that'.
My minidisk fucking up today.
The fact that I have to buy most of my crimbo pressies and I've fuck all time to shop.
Kids.
Cats.
Winter without snow.
- ********0
I used to work there pascii
- JamesEngage0
The place has been dummed down... ever since everyone got flagged for having a go at gobshite derek
- brooke0
I feel like shit still. And, once again, I'm staying home from work. I don't want to infect anyone with my chest cold & also I want to be healthy when I visit Arizona next week...
- pascii0
nah, it's not sooo bad these times, i was just wondering why there where no corny threads in today..
- brooke0
But my finger's healing nicely...
- sexypixel0
that buses one gets me every morning too, i leave home at 8 and get to work at 9, i leave home at 8.30 and get to work at 8.55.
I also want to have a rant about my old flat mate but i got it out of my system cause she left her gold fish behind so i fed them to my friends snakes, all 7 of the fishy fuckers.
Ever see a snake hunt down a flippy-floppy gold fish on dry land??always put your money on the snake.
- ian0
I shall start a thread for you then. In honour of derek, but not aimed directly at him.
- pascii0
what's up with the finger?
- JamesEngage0
I'd like to rant, that we all get payed so late in december, what use is being payed two days b4 december
- Jnr_Madison0
That's a beautiful story sexypixel.
- JamesEngage0
...25th
- ian0
Brilliant sexy. I was at a crap party once, this guys partents had gone away and the mother had left him plates of dinner to be heated up every night.
I was pissed of so I put fish food in all his dinner, painted on his back wall and decorated his neighbous car with bubble wrap and chips.
- sexypixel0
i felt bad for the fish but when i rang her on monday night to tell her to take her stinking creatures out of my house she told me she put a spell on them and that they were my problem....
thats how bad she was.how do you get paid on the 25th of december james, does santa deliver it :)
- sexypixel0
haha, bubble wrap and chips, that would be considered art in some circles
- ian0
Fuckin hippies.
Put that on my list of rants aswell.
I fuckin hate hippies. Also:
Tie dye anything.
People who dont wash.
People who leave up trees for months to stop people from chopping them down.
Dreadlocks on any non-black person, especially hippies who dont wash.
- pascii0
a spell on the fish! oh jesus! maybe you wake up one day like
- sexypixel0
haha pascii, i think i still might.
damned hippies, they are trying so hard not to be fashionable but they have created a fashion of their own.
It was funny though, when she moved in she left loads of seats and cushins/pillows in the back garden, i told her not to as the dog would destroy them. she looked me in the eye and said "me and rian (the dog) have had a chat and we have come to an understanding, he wont touch the cushins"
I came home the next day and the garden was full of foam and splinters of wood.... good doggie.
- ian0
Its a shame that the dog didnt go for her too. the smell probably put him off.
Mentalists eh?