god_spam
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- TransFatty
Date: Mon, December 15, 2003 12:46 pm
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Priority: NormalTomorrow is promised to nobody.
Get God in your life today.
Call a prayer line or contact a local churh today,
you will be glad you did.
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why doesnt god just contact me directly?
e-mail is so impersonal, ya know ?
- TransFatty0
but seriously,
how fucking annoying is that ?
religious spam.... ?
oi
- tfs__mag0
you should reply back
"god? is that you? If so can you please stop watching me while i masturbate?
Thank you,
Patrick"
- unfittoprint0
believe
- loudubs0
nothing
- TransFatty0
well .... like ....
i'm waiting for that mel gibson action flick ... you know the one with the jesus christ action grip marketing toy that comes with it .... before i believe anything .... i hope they make a P2 game out of it frankly ....
but on the real ....
this is who that e-mail was from
and this was the "subject"
crockettdave iyedqor
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wtf is that like a trick from god?
davy fucking crockett ?
*shakes head
- unfittoprint0
God spams in mysterious ways...
- TransFatty0
so like ...
i was totally decoding the torah and like .... i think like i totally figured something out ....
- TransFatty0
bwa HA h Ha
- loudubs0
thanks news media for the symbolic image...cause if you elect this white piece of shit, thats what you're going to get....a frozen shoulder
- TransFatty0
"It's not Crisco once I bless it." -asscraFT
- bostonflash0
ha, I got the same spam... at least there's no links to porn sites with pop-up madness
- benfal990
spam will dominate the world in 2008
- loudubs0
this internet thing was a bad idea from the start
- drake0
"blessed are the spam in heart, for they shall inherit the earth"
- TransFatty0
i'm going up, to the great spam loaf in the sky ..... i'll see you all there ...
- steak&liquor0
God is everywhere. SPAM is his last option.