what the fluck?
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- save0
bollocks...
- TheSun0
yeah, I read about that yesterday. It's a sorry state of affairs really innit. An overprotected world...
- globeriding0
haha. the medically correct nursery rhyme...
Little Johnny rode his bike,
No helmet on his head.
He took a fall and split his skull,
His mother feared him dead. She rushed him to the ER,
Where they checked his neuro signs.
They noted a blown pupil
And inserted IV lines. They called the neurosurgeon,
Who came in and drilled a burr.
Now Johnny's fine; he rides his bike,
But he's helmeted, for sure
- stuff0
haha you said helmet
- mitsu0
so this explains the likes of dahmer and mcveigh
we should all warn our grandparents that those rhymes they heard as infants were bad for them and that they should put those horrible thoughts out of their mind.
- mrdobolina0
canadians are funny.
- MrBixler0
What the frig makes you friggers wanna frig with this?
- ible0
i saw a guy on tv saying that kids shouldnt sing "Ba Ba Black Sheep" because it was a racist Nursery rhyme. wtf??
- rasko40
what are they on about, humpty dumpty had ALL the kings horses and ALL the kings men, everybody knows what great surgeons horses make and besides - he's only an egg for fucks sake, beats the NHS!
- ********0
well I can honestly say since hearing the story of Humpty Dumpty falling of his wall I have never been the same again - It still haunts me to this day...
sorry I just...just...
*sob uncontrolably!!!
- rasko40
what I always wondered about with that story is; what the fuck is an egg doing sitting on a wall anyhow? and all dresses up withy silly trousers and braces - everyone knows eggs dont have legs!
stupid egg!
- slag_you_off0
'the grand ol duke of york had 10,000 men'
bet he was sore in the morning
- ible0
egghead!!
- iodine740
The sad thing is... even though they say it was tongue-in-cheek research, there are some people that actually think that way.
- rasko40
heheh, typical Duke.. marching them up and marching them down aye?! filthy!
- slag_you_off0
must promote subversive sexual activities. jackboots and feltching, thats what that rhyme is all about
- gregor0020
nice to know where my tax dollars are going. this isn't research ... it's a retarded excuse to say you're doing research.
- Mal0
Now this is subversiive...Old dame dob who patched his nob!!!!
- ********0
I question the state of mind of the writers...
Hey, Diddle, Diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon!LSD anyone!
;)
- rasko40
all these spammers are trying to get me to pay good ca$h for a knob patch when all I need is 'vinegar and brown paper' - what a cheek!
I'm not sure how a papier maché would smell after a good bit of the ol' in and out though eh?