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- Jman0
whew, thanks for clearing that up tara :)
- swollenelbow0
i would say, "i'm trying to make my girlfriend into a hippy, make her smoke pot, and think about birds, the trees, people, earth, life and who she is in relation to these things."
- unknown0
I love it too.
And they're selling products now.
http://www.cafeshops.com/grouphu…
- unknown0
OMG--has to be true!
"During a Jazz concert recently, a girl asked me to carry her instrument for her. The reason being she was in a wheelchair and couldn't for herself. I already had enough stuff to carry, but being nice I decided to anyways. But while carrying her instrument as well as mine, I nailed the damn thing into a wall (accidentally) and shattered the reed and chipped the mouthpiece.
Her friend carried it on stage, and neither of them noticed..that is until she had to play..it sounded horrible..but uh no one knows I banged it against the wall by accident..so sorry to that person"
- unknown0
Every time I read a message on there, I hope that someone like Newsweek or NY Times catches wind of it and does a little story on it. Because everything is just so disturbing on there it would be like a door to this awful new world of people's dark secrets to be read by people who'd never seen anything like it.
- mirola0
oh god, they even have an rss feed. now i'm getting confessions drip-fed right into my soul.
- ********0
ha hahah
- jox0
It's funny that everyone of the confessions are basically written in the same style, perfect grammar and commas and all have amazingly witty punchlines. (Ït's impossible - most people can't write properly)
I'd say 80% of them are written by the very same person.
- ********0
exactly, that's what I was getting at with my first Quote Post. lol! Are we smoking crazy dust here?
- jox0
No, but we're being fooled by the nerd who runs this site, whose witty brain thinks funny stories up to attract dumbasses like us to read them - so he get to buy weed from the money he's earning off the banners.
Whew, that IS a long sentence.
- ********0
ha hahaa totally, jox you crack me up man, seriously. ROFL! ;)
- Waste0
looking back, all I see is flaws and bad detailing. i don't like this feeling.
- mirola0
there's no banner adds though
- ********0
it's rubbish, might as well open up STAR website and read trashoid headlines about 'stars' in US and UK.
- jox0
This is the creator's weblog:
http://uigui.com/log/If that ain't nerdy, i don't know what is. Just look at it. And he's from Boastin, Mussachewsitts. Guys with funny accents always come up with the sickest shit.
- ********0
and your's is it Sveedash? aha
- jox0
Actually, no.
I've worked hard to get rid of mine, because Swenglish is the ugliest fucking accent in the world.Seriously, I don't have one. I'm flexible. I can sound both dixie, NY'ish and british upper-class.
- ********0
cool, I lost my Pittsburgh Twang Shit-rot accent years ago and nobody believes I from here. Anyway, I know what you mean. Africa really made my English grammar and accent much better if you can believe that. I picked up a bit of Finnish too, which is really weird stuff but cool.
- jox0
Wow, that's awesome!
They say Finnish is the most difficult language in the world to learn. (Many Finns speak Swedish, but never the other way around)
I know two words - Sauna, and "Ei saa Peitää" which means "Do not cover".
I got it from my Finnish engine heater :D hahaSo did you ever get to Sweden during your round-the-world trip, Jaz?
- ********0
well that trip lasted like 6 years. I stayed outside of USA for that long, they were fucking pissed at me. You are only entitled to stay outside for 3 to 4 and then HAVE to come back to check-in and shit. It's weird. Anyway I learned quite a bit of Finnish basics and I went to Stockholm from the Teljia Liners from the port along Helsinki through the Baltic Sea. That and a lot of playing in Talinn, Estonia. Hot chicks! :)