Xmas Jokes!!!!
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Ok I'll start.
Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
A. Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
BOOM BOOM!
- stuff0
If no-one replies soon I'll be forced to get progressively ruder as the day goes on.... Round Two>
Tampax have replaced the string on their tampons with tinsel................
They say it's for the Christmas period only!
BOOM BOOM!
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aaaaand we're done.
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Shock news...Santa was arrested in London last night and charged with lewd conduct.
A police spokesman said that Mr Claus was caught emptying his sack in the living room of a local resident.
Ahem...hey...errm whats that over...
*Runs for the door
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Top 3 Inappropriate Christmas Gifts.
3)Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
2)Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand
1)5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game.
Sorry.