i lift my hat to YOU!
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- pascii
my boss just told a client that he can lick his arse if he doesen't like it. - i will be happy on this day when i have this much leather on my balls!
so i call this the multiuniversal
DESIGN LIKE YOU MEAN IT day! i know you can do it!
- Jnr_Madison0
The old 'lick my arse' client trick, eh.
Classy.
- ********0
hell yeah.. thats classic. also when your boss sais "can you hear this" then hangs up the phone
- pascii0
i heard this the first time! excellent : )
- jox0
you should've seen when our boss pulled out his weiner and started chasing the client around the building with it because he said "hi-end" in the same context as "we'd want something..".
Wait... i am the boss. That was me.
- DeLeon0
I was the client
I wasn't running, I was teasing...
- jox0
oh yeah? so you're telling me you were just "teasing" when I catched you, pulled you down and started to... ah, fuck it. That was -not- you, allright!
- ********0
i used to have a boss that was soooo nice to his clients he even went through 4 series of comps, 5 client meetings to finally do the entire site for 1200 euros.
i heard the company is now filing for bankruptcy... or almost there.
sad story.
- abizzyman0
we just lost a big client too...
... but the designers (including myself) are a bit concerned about OUR jobs... not the leatheresque quality of the bosses nad-sac.
What happened to professionally removing a client from your body of work? (yeah.. our boss flipped out too)
- brandelec0
i told one client they had bad taste... they offered more money
they have good taste now
- ********0
hahaha, this reminds me.
i just read the horoscope (out of boredom) in the train and it said i could lose a serious project today!
it hasn't happened thusfar.. *knocks on wood
but i am about to send out a quote to a client, but this is no 'big or serious project'...
- brundlefly0
I had a boss that would get up in meetings with clients and throw papers aacross the room and kick holes in walls....big clients too AT&T, Suncor etc...
- brundlefly0
he was an ass tho...
- brandelec0
i still lift my hat to him
- pascii0
if a client treats you bad, destroys your business AND private timing, doesn't listen or accept:
why not tell him to piss off?
(o.o) or with more kind words that he doesn't deserve your work? why not?
- paulrand0
brundlefly's boss was cool
- paulrand0
or maybe a sociopath- but I still like him
- jox0
oh people you won't BELIEVE the stories I've got about WENDELL'S CHIEF!!!!
They say he once ate a whole client when he couldn't pay him up front, and then, he threw up and made a pie out of it.
- pascii0
damn jox, where is wendell these days? where did u read him?
- paulrand0
and then ate the pie in a cockhat!
- jox0
hahah, he's a top joke banana!!
yeah, where IS wendell these days? maybe his chief made a pie out of him too?