a real mouse
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- unknown
how do you get rid of your nice mice?
the old fashioned mouse traps?i don't want to murder the fucker
- unknown0
Youre crazay!
- SLAZ0
cheese and a hammer...
just bash its tail and what the focker run...hopefully he'll learn his leason and leave forever
that what we do to cheaters in Vegas baby Vegas :)
- brooke0
Train them.
- GreedoLives0
Murder the fucker. a mouse never comes by itself and they can have three litters a year.
You can get a have-a-heart trap, but then you have to release them somewhere, and if it's close to your house, they'll be back in faster than you can say 'dinner'.
- unknown0
i cannot dare to do such a horrible act
this is pure sin what you are saying
- balb0a0
get a real cat.
- GreedoLives0
or a snake.
- mitsu0
just get a trap house, maybe a barbie doll house with chairs, a wide screen tv and a fridge full of cheese.
when the mouse is home for the night (you'll know cuz teh lights will be on), simply lock the doors and windows from the outside, load up the house into your automobile and take it out the the country and free it.
- unknown0
dude
kill the bitches.. you dont want another Bubonic Plague starting up because of you...that is how it was spread btw... farking mice
- Nairn0
francois - i went through the same dilemna last year. found mice in the house, took a lenient attitude and wham-bam in no time at all the little buggers where everywhere.
if it gets to the point where you find mouse poo in your computer (don't ask) you'll be wanting to exterminate them. if you're cooing to kill them, use an old-fashioned mousetrap - much quicker death.
infinitely sad, but all the same, true.
- vena0
i have this great shirt i bought when i lived in scotland. it has a silk screen of this crude drawing of a mouse and under it it says "a wee moose"
cuz that's how they say "a little mouse" in scotland cuz they talk funny.
- frankosonik0
If you don't kill them now, they will take over. They are pests, not wild animals. Any love that you have in your heart for them will be gone the moment one of them jumps on your face while your sleeping.
Traditional traps (spring-loaded with cheese) work sometimes, but a careful mouse can eat all the cheese right off the most sensitive of traps.
I've had good luck with glue traps. The mice get stuck, then suffocate. Sometimes I would get 3 or 4 on one trap.
- ********0
buy poison. it does something to their blood so they'll dry out.
i had some lasy year when it got cold.
you REALLY dont want them die on you somewhere bhind a piece of panelling you cant take of and rot away... yuk.
still getting sick if i think about it.
the shit is it takes a while before you figure out where the smell is coming from
- Mal0
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose.
- unfittoprint0
eat it.
- ********0
i live in this apartment for seven months now and it completely refurbished. It s sealed of pretty well but I can hear them at night tick-ie-the-ticketick-shuvvle-sh... Moving from one house to the other.
I wonder how long it will take them to bite their way through the chalkboardpanels (GYPROC™)
