Friday: best pick up line
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- monumentDave
I make sandwiches for a living, let's go make out.
- radar0
Does your dad sell fertilizer because your the shit!
- SireDeeK0
aye'm hungree for the warm living flesh and yound blood, may I hav thee for dinner...
am aye hauttlookin enough?? http:www.deekons.com/good2go/evi...
- slag_you_off0
Hi I know Derek...sleeping with me is like sleeping with him
- jox0
to a woman with a baby:
- so, I see you like to fuck..Even better:
"hey there... i may not be the hottest guy in here, but im the only one talking to you"
- unknown0
"Hi, I'm Derek, you know, from YM. What's that? Oh, you voted for the other Derek... :( "
- steak&liquor0
"Im from Canada"
- say this in a gay bar
- unknown0
Steak&liquor speaks from experience.
- steak&liquor0
And thats a bad thing you homophobe?
- jox0
hee hee
- unknown0
Goddamn Steak! What a weak comback.. Now bow your head in shame.
- steak&liquor0
Why didnt you ask me to blow you?
- rex_f0
to a girl at the bar...
"do you mind if I push your stool in?"
or at a gay bar.
- unknown0
Well steak, it's because you have a big family and I hate waiting in line.
- steak&liquor0
Youre going to blow my whole family?
- yabyum0
I have a magic watch here that tells me you aren't wearing any panties.
Oh you are wearing panties? Damn, it must be an hour fast!
Alriiiiiiiight! (Say in Quagmire voice)
- brandelec0
hey steak, blow my steak.