Job for an Ex
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- blackspade
so my ex Gf from bout 2 years ago calls me up randomly (im thinking ok obviously your after somthing)
shes like.. "my 30 year old surgeon BF who im staying with needs a new business card design and I told him my friend in NZ could do it, can you do me a favour and do one for me as a favour"
he doesnt have a logo either
would you do it or tell her to jump?
bsaically she wants it for free
- pepe0
fuck that...at least get some $$ if you even do it at all...you know whats going to happen, age old design scenario.... you'll agree for free, and they will be the pickiest 'client' ever, and it will be a nag on your shoulder for someone thats with your now ex girlfriend!!!
- leaves0
sure. but i would explain to her that you have a lump inside your anus and you would be happy to let her surgeon BF remove it for a logo/business card.
- taragee0
"umm worng number?"
- tomkat0
ask how much he earns and if he asks the grocery store guy to give away his stuff for free..
or the barbershop..
or the cardealer..it's your job, dude.
tell her to respect that.
- taragee0
"sorry u must be looking for sucker nice guy - he's dead now u killt him - bye!"
- unformatted0
if he is a surgeon, i'm sure he has enough money to pay for it.
- tomkat0
thats what i thought first, too..
- taragee0
heh if you do it u better have that surgeon remove your balls
- BonSeff0
nice one tara.
or say ok, and make the gayest logo and card you possibly can. i mean like pretty script fonts and a whole lot of pink and rainbows and shit like that. just have fun with it. and then tell that gravy training leach to piss up a rope.
and tell the tightwad doc to actually pay for someone to do it
- tomkat0
yeah.. what bonseff said..
=)
- unknown0
umm i heard the word surgeon
$$$$$$
if you do it for free you are dead to me
- buddylee0
You should charge an arm and a leg for that project. :)
- k770
get money!
- k770
or at least a blow job
- unknown0
get a lot of money and use a template
try to spend at least a minute on it for 5 g's
- unknown0
am i the only one who would do it for free? shit, maybe i can win her back. hard times. ):
- mrdobolina0
hell no.
- sexypixel0
she's a user... tell her to fuck off, in any number of ways
- unfittoprint0
show her your big logo.
- tonx0
Open the standard vertical and horizontal business card templates that come with illustrator, change the info to his contact info and give them a looksy.
Let them know any changes will result in a ca$h job.
Bet that he prints 'em out and walks around passing them out.
also comment to ex-girlfriend:
"strange that a surgeon would need a card?"