Last Day Suggestions
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- stimuli
Well, today is my very last full Friday of work. Next week i'm off on holiday then I'm back for a week before I start my new job.
Two weeks today (my leaving date, Fri 28th) is also the Xmas Night out and the whole company going away tostay overnight in a hotel up near Perth.
I've got to go out with a bang, so what I could do? Turn up to dinner wearing only a sock? Take a shit on the table during the boss's speech? Any suggestions?
- J0
Take a shit in your sock
- stimuli0
And then wear it? Or get the boss to wear it?
- J0
Both, you first :)
- ********0
Torch the studio and turn up smelling of petrol, people will ask why you smell of fuel, and when they find out what happened to studio they will make the connection!!
Muh-ha-hha-ha ha fools!
- J0
Park your breakfast on the bosses desk.
While he's sitting at it.
- shutdown0
Say you slept with the bosses wife
and his son
and his dog
- rasko40
wear a false arm and spend the day w*nking under your desk and flicking your mess over your colleagues belongings.
- ********0
Flith rasko filth!!
- ********0
I think Rod Hull's estate might loan you a false arm!!
- ian0
Eat chilli and beans for your last two days and when everyone is leaving to go out go into the toilet and lay the biggest messiest log in the jax. Dont flush.
Monday morning will be a joy for the people who go into the toilet.
If you don't like your boss/ co workers, get some squid and leave it in a warm but hard to find place. as the days go by the smell will get so bad people will start to retch. Make sure its really hard to find.
- rasko40
heheh do you have a water machine? - get some nice laxatives in there!
- stimuli0
Some good suggestions in there. I actually like the people I work with so don't want to piss them off when I leave but I like the idea of laxatives in the water, nice one rasko!