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- slag_you_off
Sir Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping, and decides to buy
Heather a new artificial leg - He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the
wardrobe.However, Heather is doing the housework a couple of days later, and she finds it.
So she phones up Paul, and says "That's really nice of you, but I hope
it's not my MAIN Christmas present ?"Paul replies "No no no, it's just a stocking filler".
- crap0
heathers hot
- wendell0
dont know it but, if she comes with a clay leg it is hot. very hot. i think about has any body here seen it in the gary oldman film romeo? a film from 90s and lena olin has a clay arm this time. it may be with a hook but i do not think so. in bed before foreplay and sex she has said "with or without "(sex with the arm or not) its super sexy i think. lena olin is from sweden
- bmehalo0
there's a chinese couple having sex in bed one night. things are starting to get hot and heavy, and the husband realizes his wife might be down with some kinkiness. so he stops and says to his wife,
"hunny, you ranna 69?"
She looks up at him and says angrily, " why you orda chikin'n'brocorri nooow!!!"
- wendell0
(see my first post on the thread here)it is this one with the clay arm i mean-
- crap0
hey Wendell
I saw a piece of that movie during filmanalyse class( theme: film noire)
it kicked ass, the russian girl is hot as are their fights ,saw the legsround his neck?try driving like that
loved it, haven't found it in the videostore or library yet
I wanna see it so bad
- Mimio0
Lena Olin is also very special in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"
- Mimio0
Here's my joke.
"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking
and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still
wrong?"
- George Carlin
- ian0
If I melt Dry Ice, will I be able to swim without getting wet?
- Stephen Wright
- unknown0
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
Fair Warning.
- rasko40
little red riding hood is walking through the woods when she comes across Mr Wolf;
"Oh my Mr Wolf, what big eyes you have"
"Fuck Off I'm having a shit!!!"
- JamesEngage0
Apparently Paul McCartney went down on one knee.
- rasko40
saucy old sod
- unknown0
You are standing on a roof top, next to you is your naked clone. You push your naked clone of the roof. Did you just:
A). Commit Murder
B). Commit Suicide
or
C). Just make an obscene clone fall.
HAHA
- rasp0
a bear walks into a bar, leans on the counter and just looks at the barman without ordering a drink.
barman says
"why the long paws"