i hate all of you.
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- unknown
so slag off, cunts.
discuss.
- fate0
Ah, come on honey, I'll buy you the pony for your birthday! Or maybe Santa will bring it.
- steak&liquor0
OK now i am going to kick your ass. Send me your address.
- unknown0
buy me a 38 instead so i can shoot myself.
- unknown0
didn't I warn someone earlier about finding flaming shit on their doorstep?
- kodap0
i ate all of you
- paulrand0
gfy, c
- Hans0
Bart: do u have my dog, Willie?
Willie: NO. it left a mess on ma carpet, so i ate it.
Bart: u ATE my dog?
Willie:yes, so I gave him away.
Bart: oh, u hate my dog.
willie: yes, i ate the mess he left on the carpet to.
bart:??
Willie:ye heerd me. i ATE it.
- cookie0
ahah! Took a couple reads for my feeble brain to get what the hell was going on hans!!
- unknown0
hans you be willie ay?
- Hans0
i don't remeber anymore willie lines. someone please refresh
ay
- Hans0
Willie "Have ya gots any grease?"
Lunch Lady Doris :Yes, yes I have."
Willie "Well then...GREASE ME UP WOMAN!"
- Hans0
here's another one:
burns is an alien
Lenny: its bringing love - don’t let it get away! / Carl: break its legs! / Lisa: you want your alien? HERE'S your alien *shines flashlight on it* / Groundskeeper Willie: agh it’s a monster! KILL IT! KILLL IT! / Smithers: wait...it's not a monster - it's Mr. Burns / Groundskeeper Willie: aww it's Mr. Burns...KILL IT! KILLLL IT!
- Hans0
one more.
- Hans0
damn. didn't work
bump. #BUMP#