Entertain ME!
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- sauerbraten
i'm bored. do it 4 me.
- taragee0
did u hear about the twopeanuts who went to new york?
- sauerbraten0
no, haha, what about these peanuts?!!
- mitsu0
one was a-salted?
- sauerbraten0
AHAA!! good one mitsu!
- taragee0
damn mistu! its my joke!!!!
- sauerbraten0
haha, more jokes please. i'm going to get popcorn!!
- mitsu0
:p
- taragee0
how do u catch a unique rabbit?
- mitsu0
unique up on him
and before you ask, you catch a tame rabbit the tame way.
- sauerbraten0
mitsu! seriously dude. YOU ROCK!!
- mitsu0
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".
"Why does the parrot cost so much," asks the man.
The shop owner says, "well, the parrot knows HTML".The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to program in PHP.
Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do?"
To which the shop owner replies, "I don't know, I've never seen him do anything, but the other two call him Project Manager!"
- ian0
What comes after 69?
- ian0
mouthwash.
- wendell0
it has just been a atomic bomb on the world now and all is destroyed.citys and towns ,parks, grounds. all. there is a man at his job . when he sees it from the office, in a tower block. thinking about every body now being dead. it makes him crazy, in the office all grr gnn and itchy so much so he is sweating and madness begins.he wants to kill himself by suicide from this tower block. he jumps out .BUT why is he so unhappy when he is falling down to earth to die??? answer coming on the next one------>>>>>>>
- wendell0
the answer is this---->>>>>
he was so angry and unhappy beacuse he could hear a phone bell ringing when he was falling. thta means he was not the only man or woman that was stiil living (hopefully a women)
- thosethat0
(hopefully a women)
a woman calmed by the slippery elk..?
- mirola0
did you make that up wendell?
- wendell0
yes and no as it is not elk it is elm. it is nature product from a tree-the elm. can you not read it for your self
- MrBixler0
-NIGHTCLUB-
-SMART DRESS ONLY-Hitler, nice uniform in you come, Himler, like your shoes, Mussolini, you too,
Fuck off Jesus, no sandels!
- taragee0
if jesus had had better arch support maybe they wouldnt have caught him
- homer simpson