Proof Microsoft=666
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- benfal99
This is the proof. Microsoft if is an empire of *(&?(_*/ crazy guys! I mean really fuc*ing crazy!
http://users.pandora.be/bonte/fo… (ITS A DIRECT MOVIE LINK)
*i know its old shit but maybe some of you have'nt seen it yet.*
enjoy.
There is some mirror site if the upper link doesnt work:
http://www.discoman.net/monkeybo…
http://www.detonate.net/media/da…
http://users.pandora.be/bonte/fo…
- brundlefly0
he stole all those moves from david lee roth
- mitsu0
doesn't prove anything about MS, but says a whole lot about steve balmer...
i think he had some severe social phobias as a child...
i wonder how many times he had his lunch money stolen?
- benfal990
yea mitsu, i think is getting is revenge
- atze1870
i just think steve balmer suffers from diarrhea.
- mitsu0
he's so stereotypical of someone who cares only about money. sweating profusely, out of breath for jumping around for about 10 seconds... the guy obviosly puts work before anything in life and has no athletic capacity whatsoever. And from what i've seen he has little to no sense of humor.
yes, i'd liken him to the antichrist.
- freshmode0
sad part is he was said to be a good football player in school. I think he even played in college or some shit.
Wouldn't you love a company that made you a few billion? I would.
Don't hate the kat just cause he sweats more then the normal overweight guy and has more money then you will ever see in life. I would jump around like that too if I had a couple billion in the bank. Hell, he is probably just doing it cause he can and no one has enough loot to stop him.
Then again the guys a chump... what can you say?
=)
- mitsu0
i don't hate him, i feel sorry for him...
- zoiks0
Did any of you notice that he hurts himself on his last lap around the podium?
When he gets right in front of the podium he lets out a little MS yelp and winces in pain. He proceeds to hobble/skip, but it's all to cover up the injury. It blends in so nicely with the dance that no one has noticed. It's probably a good thing it happened or else the dance may have continued long into the evening.
- zoiks0
I guess it wasn't the last lap around the podium. It's right in the middle...
just listen for the little yelp and the skipping that follows...
- zoiks0
Did anyone catch the injury or am I just seeing things?
- Nairn0
He actually kinda makes you want to bully him a little - "someone go pudge the fat kid.."
And yes, I think he does hurt himself mid-way through.. but it's more likely the result of an aortic spasm or something.
- Nairn0
By the way, some of my best friends are fat.
- asujoe0
got to love that energy
- mitsu0
brilliant!
- ********0
hahahaha
- unfittoprint0
If Man is 5,
If Man is 5,
If Man is 5,
Then Microsoft is 6,
Then Microsoft is 6,
Then Microsoft is 6,
Then God is 7!
Then God is 7!
Then God is 7!This monkey's gonne to heaven...
- ********0
hahahaa nice nice more pixies lore!
- gabriel_pc0
The reason he sweats so much is because he is made of hellfire and brimstone.
- ********0
I believe
- unknown0
he's wiping off his sweat with a big fat 100 grand cheque