Office Toilette
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- Fher
Do you like your Office toilette???
Don´t you like when your in and the whole office notice you are having a greate trip in there??
I wonder how it is somewhere else...
- paulrand0
does having a great trip mean whati think it does?
- pascii0
comics, i tell ya, comics...
- slag_you_off0
we have one toilet for 30 men. It is fucking horrible.
- ozhanlion0
hahaha you read my mind, office toilet is a trippy place here or it is for me:)
most trippy thing is, when you are inside and someone knocks the door, although he/she sees you have already there.
bleh
and also it pisses me of that drops on the thingy. they cannot straight their puppies. and they are your friends..
- pascii0
sometimes i really wonder how my mates piss, do they swing it around or what? luckily there are no girls here...
- ian0
Someone keeps pissing on our office floor. I think we need to paint a target on the inside of the bowl...
- ozhanlion0
yes man it was the same in my last office and it is the mucho the same here. last time I haven't stopped myself and complained about it loudly :) it was fun :)
- thosethat0
about three times a week someone deposits an 'item' the size of a human arm in the toilet here...
it actually breaks the suface of the water and stands proud...
it's like a fucking lion shat in there...
and the smell..?
beefy meaty...
i feel sick just thinking about it...
- pascii0
i hate leftovers...
- ian0
Well the smell on a Friday morn is pretty dispicable, cos al the lads have been out on Thursday.
The bosses keep sending mails around about the piss on the floor. Its getting disgusting.
- tfs__mag0
one time i had a two flusher in our bathroom (which is conveniently located next to the break area, where all the old secerataries gather and drink coffee). When I came out they looked at me like I had just exposed myself to a pre-school class or something.... you know that look of disgust and I-can't-believe-you-just-did-tha... I try to leave it at the old number one only at work since then...
- slag_you_off0
I now go straight to the ladies, much better maintained.
but I think they are on to me now
- wendell0
if i have to go on the toilet i have always the time to make very sure i do not go in after my chief has been. on wedensday evening he is out reading poems on a cafe bar in town. and he is always so-oo sweating drunk all the next day at work. when i am tuning the door he can hear me coming and shouts out t MAkE me fuckin stay the fuck out and away-or somethin like that. laughing but sick in the same time. mad man that he can some time be
- ozhanlion0
isn't it strange, when I go into toilet, I really care that not to fart loudly.
people are just too damn comfortable everywhere.
- pascii0
chief on the throne
- Fher0
Hahaha... yea just that...
The breaking fart...
- stewardes0
i take a crap on the office every single day. That means 5 times a week, 10 minutes a crap = 50 minutes per week on the toilet.
1/2 kilo each crap, that makes 2,5 kilo every week.yes, i think we have a comfortable toilet in the office.
- swollenelbow0
He's an absolute genius. I went to the can to take a piss, and this guy in the stall would flush the toilet and then fart his brains out under the noise... You could tell he was fartin' but it wasnt quite as rediculous as when it's completely silent, farts piercing the morning air... I drew a blue ribbon on a piece of paper and slipped it under his stall...
- konception0
guys, i haven't even had my breakfast yet... and this is the first thing i read. ugh.
There are ladies here ya know. :)
- MrBixler0
I love shitting but I worked at this place with a really small crapper and it was always blocked up by a huge turd shat there by my mate.
One day the boss decided to ask the poor bloke who sat nearest to the aforementioned bog “to spy, and find the owner of the huge poo’s! The bloke told him to fuck off!
The funny thing was my mate was very proud of the fact his turd’s were frequently on display in the shitter, the boss only had to ask!Shit the bed!!!!