psycho ex's
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- malediction
I was confronted in another topic. in regards to a pic of my ex, I was asked how I lost her and if she were psycho. she wasnt, now I wanna hear stories of psycho ex gf's.
Thank you.
- sauerbraten0
what thread?
- sexypixel0
an ex of mine told me she was pregnant and that i was the father. she went along with this for two months, i lost my then girlfriend and got into shit with my parents (i was 17) and then it came out she was lying.
psycho ex. exhibit A
- unknown0
I had one break up with me because I was too nice.
I think she wanted me to pick fights and threaten to break up with her and stuff like a previous boyfriend had, as opposed to treating her nicely and being a good person to her.
Does that qualify?
- taragee0
my roomate had a psycho ex gf
i could write a book
- Momentum0
aight i told my then girlfriend that we should just be friends since she's going back home for summer vacation which is about 10 hours away. So she was like okay cool. Then she called me and said she wanted me to have dinner with her father. And I told her thats too much of a big step for me I'll have to pass. So she said oh thats cool. That same day I went out with some friends and when I cam back home guess who was at my house. The ex and her dad!!!! I was like WHAT THE!!!
haha that was psycho to me
- taragee0
momentum - that might have been cuz of the dad - one time in high school my dad gave us all a ride over to this kids house i had a crush on and then my dad came in and searched the whole place for booze lol i was mortified
- malediction0
all scary stories. wow, especially that prego one. the comment was left in the thread about feedback on my site.
- drake0
mg33 - I had the same thing happen to me too...
- exador10
"never introduce your current girlfriend to your previous one, unless your pretty sure one of three of you is about to die"
from the book
- a million open doorsstill love that quote.
:)
exi'll add to the list...
my wife and i (while we were still dating) ran into an old girlfriend of mine a few days before christmas....
the ex invited the both of us over to spend christmas day with her and her family..since they were jewish, it was just another day, so why not come over...uh...
ok...fairly awkward, considering she new both of us weren't jewish, and that we would be spending the time with our families..uh, like doing christmas type stuff...
you know..gifts, eggnog...etc...anyhow..it was pretty weird..
it happened at a mall, during peak christmas shopping time, and we were surounded by decorations, which is suppose just added to the absurdity of it..got about ten steps away from her and my wife just squeezed my hand, stifled a laugh and asked..
'what the FUCK was that?'still makes us laugh...
- murmer0
Lets see. Phcyco..
Some How got Pregnant the day we Boroke up... Strankge.
Went on the assumption she was telling the truth for 3 weeks untill she said she was lying.
During the breake up, she Hperventalaed and passed out, then threw herself down stairs and proceeded to run into the street shreeking and crying at the top of her lungs infront of neighbours and strangers.
Ohh the joy.Knowing the bitter makes you appreciate the sweet.
- shellie0
how about crazy ex boyfriends.
i had one follow me around in his car (at this time i didnt have one) while i was walking to the mall for work.. every day. he had an old dodge dart that was very well taken care of. it wasnt very easy for him to blend into traffic. he got really scary for a second and i thought he might try to do something when i was walking home at night.. so i started getting people to take me home.
then he told all of orange county that i gave him road head and he fucked my brains out.. when in fact i stayed a prude virgin until years later.
why do guys do that by the way.. lie about having sex... like.. that is so after school special. c'mon. if someone asks.. all you have to say is (oh i bet you wish you knew* or something like that and leave it there...
then he like threatened to kill me and hurt my mom. i found out later he was hanging otu with a bunch of rich kid brats that are all into bad hardcore and like to beat people's faces in.. very crazy.
i wouldnt have dated him at all.. but i had just gotten back from school in the mid west so i didnt know about him.
years later i found myself with a guy who used to tell the weirdest lies to me.. and then i heard this awful rumor that he raped some girl at a party. both sides were really shady.. the girl wasnt the most truthful person either.. but all the lieing made me think there is no reason why he wouldnt lie about that.. so i dumped him. he called me every day and left millions of messages on my phone. then he started talking shit.
then i dated this guy who had a twin brother. they lived together.. dressed pretty alike and were in a band together. they also worked in the same industry .. but besides that.. sometimes he would make jokes about how he wanted to be a wizard. i just ignored it like.. ok.. a wizard.. ha ha. after we broke up he started growing a giant beard and grew his hair out like jesus.. he says hes a wizard now.. i found out his father is really a pscizo (sp).. so i bet he probably is too. that shit usually comes to the surface in your early 20's. ...
man my luck
thank god i'm with my fiance now.. completely normal.
- brundlefly0
or so you think ;-)
- unknown0
most girls are psycho, anything can trigger tha bitch in her and make your life hell
- redFridge0
my ex cut her hair off with scissors, and tried to befriend me via a different screen name.
ribbit
- exador10
shellie..
dont' know what to say,other than my story utterly pales in comparison to yours..man...you've dated some real winners...
glad to hear you're with a good guy now..ya know..a brother in law's girlfriend once remarked that to be a girl was to 'live one long sequence of sexual harrasments'..
at first i kind of shrugged it off, and thought...okaaaaaayy..
but the more i thought about it, and talked about it with my wife, i guess, its sort of true..a lot of girls...especially decent looking ones, get harrased constantly...
anyhow..
on behalf of my fellow ape like gender, we profusely appologise.:)
- dconstrukt0
check out that site....
- unknown0
my ex-girlfriend broke up with me. i mean come on, i'm the best in the world.
- cookie0
damn snob.
what a psycho.
- unknown0
damn right. i made her pay though, oh did i.
- cookie0
and rightly so.
Damn b*tch.
What you do?