Commercials you would like to see...
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- Aliyah
Okay how would you all do it better? If you had big budgets, and clients of your choice what kind of commercials would you make?
Concepts?
- GreedoLives0
I always thought the best beer commercial would be to just place a beer can smack dab in the middle of the screen. Black background.
No sound, or maybe some muzak/elevator music playing.No speaking, just the can for 30 seconds.
Done.
- Aliyah0
Alright I will start it off...
Viagra (remake)... Man walks into office sporting enormous erection. Voiceover says "what is different about joe? "People ask questions along the lines of hey Joe, get a new haircut? Is that a new shirt? etc.. while Joe walks around knocking stuff off desks with said erection. ;)
- brundlefly0
I would dig up the "wheres the beef lady" and use her for every product I could until my buffy-esq demon spell weared off or the smell got too bad...
Happy Halloween All!
- pascii0
i would definnately change david lynchs micra spot. really.
- Aliyah0
ooh good one Greedo:)
How bout a close up shot of a frosty mug of brew, with a unusually unattractive woman just at the edge of camera view hand picks up mug and drinks loundly, woman is momentarily obsured. mug goes down. woman looks slightly better. a few more frame shifts, and suddenly woman is super hot, blond, and large breasted. voice over says... Coors light... No one is ugly after 2 am
- pascii0
i saw that once : ) but still hot idea!
- brundlefly0
you did not see the wheres the beef lady dug up ad campaign, I have the rights to her remains.
- mitsu0
if i were the marketing dept of subway, i'd fire jared and create a commercial that scrolled through 15-20 fat overweight pathetic people all standing on a new york street corner waiting for the bus. each person would have a jack in the box or mac donalds, etc. bag in their hands
as the camera makes it to the corner, you'll see jack and ronald mc donald pull up in their ferraris/ maclaren f1's both laughing at the people in line while they chow down on subway sandwiches.
i'd also totally re-brand the subway image as it's yellow tones are a bit dull on the senses now...
- Aliyah0
Hehe thats great Mitsu! :)
- steak&liquor0
Transfatty eating a western bacon cheese burger.
- jox0
ooh, I have hundreds of ideas, although I can't share them :P
In fact, I'm working on a similar project right now, basically just thinking cool commercials up.
Funniest damn project I've ever worked on.
- ronnypudding0
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