irrational annoyances
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- Mal0
Being alone in an elevator with someone elses fart.
- monkeyshine0
oh yeah..elevators. I can't get in an elevator alone. I'm terrified of them...and glass elevators. NO FARKIN WAY. Can't get in them if I can see cables.
Ok..STOP IT!!! Ya'll are freaking em out.
- Bluejam0
People with fake accents or trying to copy 'your' accent.
It's not funny. Or clever.
- keyboard0
I can't stand touching velvet, it gives me goosebumbs.
My gf makes fun of me all the time for it, and bought velvet pillows for our couch.
- Jnr_Madison0
'Touching cloth" ...bwahhahahah
- unknown0
o boy thats a funny thread.
the other thing that really really fucks me off (and I hit someone for it once) is camenbert cheese (spelling?)
the smell drives me insane, and makes me want to vomit.
- unknown0
you hit someone for eating chEEse? sounds a bit ott
- pascii0
kezza, my GF turns too crazy when i eat a slice of camenbert
- subSTANCE0
somebody who is handling, breaking, rubbing, or touching styrofoam AT ALL!
can't handle it.
- Gorbie0
loud chewing.
that smacking noise made while chewing with mouth open.
nothing even compares to the anger this causes. i'm getting angry just thinking about it.
- unknown0
the texture of olives.... y=uurgegeerkhbfd;sajc;aksjdvb;sk...
- monkeyshine0
people who clip their nails in public.
- vespa0
yea one of the programmers next to me eats with his mouth open and I have to put on my hedphones so I don't vom on my keyboard.
but the styrofoam thing - you know how you get those packing pellets that look like cheesey wotsits? when I was freelancing there were a load of them in a box from some new equipment and I put some in a napkin-lined basket and started offering them around.. most people had seen them in the box so laughed at me but the creative director hadn't seen them, so she ate one... she had a styrofoam vex for sure after that! I can't believe I didnt' get fired...
- subSTANCE0
woah, woah, woah... wait.
so she took the styrofoam and put it right in her mouth?... then she chewed on it?... squeeked it between her teeth?
don't say things like that. please.
- vespa0
yep. she took a few sqeaky chews before she realised it wasn't just a stale cheesy wotsit...
- unknown0
heheh nice move
- dSynthesis0
pennies, and newspaper ink on my hands. i won't read the paper because of it
- mitsu0
sunset depresses me, so i try to get in before late afternoon or evening
i can't stand it when people get bits of food on their mouths when eating and the bits linger while they talk mindlessly...
i can't stand the feel of silk or satin
i cringe when i hear someone use the word 'panties'
i don't like handleing pennies either, nor do i touch handrails while going down steps... i'd rather fall... and public restroom doors are kicked open... especially when leaving... :)
- balb0a0
hahaha!
I've got the styrofoam problem.
Also dry hands on dry paper towels.
And getting flour from Pizza crust on my hands. Have to constantly rub the side of my soda cup to get rid of it.
Yikes!
- grafiske0
Restrooms. I rip the whole exposed toilet paper off with as little touching as possible, throw it on the ground. Will not use it, not even to cover the filthy thing. I kick it to flush it. I rip off exposed paper towels and use clean to get new ones ready for after I wash my hands. When hands are washed, I use the paper towel I just used to shut the water off, and if the stupid door has a knob I use that to open it, then throw it out.
Will not touch trash barrel doors ever. I will put the trash on top of it, not inside if I have to push it open.
All this and I only shower once a week. Seriously. It must be a bathroom thing.