real ads
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- sexypixel
i'd love to see an ad where:
an old women rubs preperation h on her ass.
a bird having a hissy fit at her man while she puts on a pantyliner
a person giving there ass a good hard wipe with some klenex
and a baby who doesnt have blue colored piss in its nappy.
know what i mean?
- thosethat0
Andrex...
gets the shit of yer arse and yer fingers won't go through...
- sexypixel0
haha,
tampax: keeps the blob in and the painters out.
- unknown0
stella adverts with men in string vests beating their wives.
jack daniels adverts with locals fighting outside the local kebab shop.
cigarette ads with someone coughing up brown shit in the morning
Poncey hair salon ad with someone getting a mullet and the strapline "we're happy to make you look like a twat"
- sexypixel0
guiness and andrex could do a joint commercial entitled
"to morning visit from the brown trout"
- unknown0
BMW:
Stuck in rush hour traffic, yeah fast as fuck!!
- sexypixel0
wonderbra:
he'll be in the palm of your hand till he see's they really hang round your knees.
- unknown0
cling film ads with politicians fully wrapped up in the bath.
lemon ads as above but with a lemon in the mouth
kitkat adverts with smackheads throwing away the kitkat and keeping the foil.
- unknown0
vaseline ads with hard gay orgy scenes
actually scrub that one
- sexypixel0
good ones rasko
how about:
a macdonalds ad with people eating their pets
- Blofeldt0
Fat people eating pies for Bowyers.
An advert for Bernard Matthews turkey roll with the strapline. "tastes like shit"
- unknown0
a B&Q ad where the camera pans through the garden of a house and then through the house itself, fred west would be seen filling in holes in the garden, laying patio stones and doing some plastering.
They could use their existing strapline "you can do it when you B&Q it" and as the strapline is read out theres a cheesy shot of fred winking at the camera.
I think i may have bad taste ;P
- unknown0
HAHA how sad am I, I just reread that and burst out laughing as I imagined it - loser!
- sexypixel0
an ad for microsoft messenger with an old man in a room wacking off to his computer screen and using teletubbie emoticons as bait.
:/
- vespa0
cigarette ads with tramps scouring the ground for used (cigarette) butts.
mcdonalds ads with homeless people using their cups for change.
London underground tickets with the corners ripped out as roaches.
Creative review coke wraps. (i'd never do that to my CR but I have seen it!)
- sexypixel0
dealers going into natwest to get coinbags for their pills "we care, no mater how small your business"
- thosethat0
Pukka Pies ad:
'We use the WHOLE cow...'
- thosethat0
anyone remember those playstation 'roach' ads..?
they were card perforated into 'handy size' rectangles...
quite useful really...
- shutdown0
Yes Car Credit
"Yes we will rip you off"
"Yes you will get a shit car"
"Yes you will be paying for this forever"
"We love to say yes"
- shutdown0
Marmite
"I don't give a fuck if people hate it, I don't"