nonsens @ airport
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- pascii
hello! i'm gonna pick up my mate OnD this afternoon on the airport. and surely i need a sign so he can find me in the crown. a big one : )
my english isn't soo good, so i ask you what to write
hios name is andy and he's a weedy little scottish monkeyboy
- jevad0
a BIG sign that says
HOOTS MON!
- unknown0
"Get Tae Fuck Ya Wee Radge Cunt Andy"
- thosethat0
you answered your own question.
simply write;
"andy the weedy little scottish monkeyboy"
on the sign...
any money says he'll find you...
- leBeat0
write:
--in 5 minutes the bomb in my bag will go off!--
everybody will help you.
- thosethat0
buy one of those sound recording cards...
record the (lovely) NT 'jingle' on it...
go up to everyone at the airport and play the sound to them noting their reactions...
if they look at you bemused, they are not "andy the little scottish monkey boy", move on and try the next person...
- unknown0
phone through a tip off to customs, wee Andy can be greeted with a nice friendly cavity search.
- shutdown0
where a kilt and write andy on your arse, occasionally turning round to moon at people walking past
- pascii0
shouting ' finally my dope is here m'n ! '
- shutdown0
a sign reading "would you like to see my big sweaty haggis"
or "Tight arsed bastard" usually works for me
- pascii0
thank u! i created this one : )