Badger Baiting Font
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- MrBixler
Ok team,
Where do you bait for badgers?
I've been at it all night!
- unknown0
In bed, just south of the faeces
- mitsu0
it's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badgermushroom, MUSHROOM!
- unknown0
lol!! I have to ask why?!!
- carver0
'bout time somebody used thePV for something useful, i remember watching an episode, nay, edition of the antiques roadshow. it was from the lovely market town of Bridge Over Parfitt, three weeks later it was from the Mallard Room in the townhall of another quaint market town called Haelsby on the Wold. i made a point of remebering these places and when i was old enough to stow away myself, i made a pilgrimage to both these places, only to find that neither were particularily quaint, NOR did they have a market that was in operation that week that i was there. needless to say, i was, if i may say so, ...disappointed. so that neatly brings me to my issue here, has anyone on the form had a similar feeling of dejection, when something appeared to promise so, so much, only to end up being a complete and utter waste of time! please elaborate!
- MrBixler0
She says she loves me but I get the feeling i've let her down. I feel that I am that waste of time.
- carver0
surely you put the work in though, bix, -i can call you 'bix' can i? i mean, if we can't all just get along, i mean,look at the far end of your living room now, as far as your eye can see, hold that gaze for a while, now ask yourself, all of you, are you all doing enough, somethings are sent to try us! bought one of them dyson hoovers at lunch time, the dc308, quite nice like, it was only 270 euros, nearly matches my steam kettle,i'll probably go soon and try them both out soon out, i bit of hoovering and a cup of tea, possibly even a little nibble of something too, batenburg..i dunno, any ideas? daft eh?
- MrBixler0
Nothing better than a spot of hoovering and tea. I got so into it the other day I let my dyson (dc05, one hundred and fifty english pounds) run right up to the edge of the carpet, past the skirting board, up the wall and onto the ceiling! And if it wasn't for the superior blend of Earl Grey i'd av hoovered that up too. Fucking great I am! Steve Batenberg everytime I reckon mate.
Airfix models for afters?
- unknown0
why dont you munch down a pack of crackers dry with no refreshment - then you can enjoy your new hoover by cleaning up all the crumbs.
isn;t it silly the way we call it a 'dyson hoover', that like saying I just bought a new pair of adidas nike trainers. kind of.
- MrBixler0
Good point rasko p. coltrane from the united kingdom send email. Good point indeed!
- carver0
"isn;t it silly the way we call it a 'dyson hoover',"----
NO, it ain't necessarily so-oh-oh-oh..it ain't necessarily so-it ain't necessarily so-oh-oh, it ain't necessarily so..the thing about the dyson is the 'high end' hoovering capabilities that it conjures up in the hearts and minds of mere mortals or hoovering novices who can possibly only stretch to some antiquated shite with a dangling tartan fuckin' scrotum hangin' off the back! it is true, yes?
- unknown0
heheh yes, cant argue with that
- wendell0
yes, i had been on many many badger "baiting'?hunt yes?
i was allso very funny for us to get out and up in the night to go to the woods with our grandfther he would make a hole for us and we would go in, it was all wet but we had many funny times we could not tell about and it feels all secret.