david blaine in London
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- unknown0
texan only have one tooth anyway!!! dirty varmits!
- unknown0
I dunno what where you thinking?
- Jamesh0
"Blaine is being permitted to take diapers, a journal, some pens, lip balm, a pillow and a pad to lie on into the box. And his girlfriend has been allowed to go up the crane to clean the outside of the plastic box."
He has to poop in diapers? now that's just nasty! someone clip the line and end this nastiness now! and any girlfriend that will clean up your shit and piss is definitely a keeper.
The Brits should take page from the U.S.'s Guantanamo Bay book of torture and play the Barney 'I love You' song at him thru megaphones! That will bring him down in less than an hour.
- unknown0
I work next to the box. I have to look at that cunt everyday. He is really starting to piss me off.
...Why are you complaining? you sell more burgers!
- unfittoprint0
C'mon UK!! I would expect you people had already kicked his ass back to lalaland!
- illroot0
You guys aren't trying hard enough! I keep expecting to see "David Blaine's stunt, come to an abrupt end" as tomorrows headlines.
- ad10
dob. respect to you but humour is spelt humour in English.
this is funny.
in english
- mrdobolina0
I know ad1, it was a joke because they were making fun of yanks and another guy made fun of brits. so I was just pissing gasoline on the fire. Instigating is sometimes fun.
- ad10
Gwarn Dob - cool.
i live like 3 mins away from mr blaine's cuurent residence and so like for kez this is extra funny for me. hadn't considered going down until i read all this today - been away for two weeks -
never knew he had such a fanbase!
vive la difference (not sure about that pidgin fench-haha!)
ad
- mrdobolina0
he doesnt really have a fanbase, I dont think. He has some television specials over here in the states, but he is starting to come off like some kinda david copperfield these days.
remember doug henning? HAHAHA
- tfs__mag0
mr dobolina is in denial... mr. blaine is the second coming of christ, we are but humble followers of our lord david. glory be to blaine
- ad10
no i never heard of him...but Paul daniels is a millionaire here, made a fortune out of prime time tv while vilified and hated by miliions -subsequently and in these post post modern ironic times sends himself up and thus people warm to him again.
what's best? to be loved, hated or to be felt sorry for?
- mrdobolina0
sorry tfs, you're right.
- tfs__mag0
who cares... let's talk about how we can better serve our lord david...
- ad10
hog roast on the south bank. serve him f****ing RIGHT.
or should that be spit roast?
- tfs__mag0
if he really wants to be cool he woulda done it in baghdad
- mrdobolina0
now that would have been a stunt. could you imagine what the citizens of iraq would have thought of the crazy white man in the plastic box?
- unfittoprint0
so? is the box still intact?
c'mon!
- unknown0
http://www.thisislondon.com/til/…
That's too funny, slingshotting paint balloons at him! :D
I love the way it's described, I'm truly jealous of British vernacular
- unfittoprint0
smartly dressed mens are always innocent.