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- gun
so if you had say a friend at work and you had trusted them but now you dont because they gave up a personal email not the companys and it gets you in trouble...what do you do?
- ********0
beat the person like a redhead step child
- unknown0
I dont know - come and whinge at NT maybe? piss in their drawer?
Need more detail to determine sentence.
- unknown0
wait for him to leave work. And bash the shit out of him with a baseball.
- unknown0
wait for him to leave work. And bash the shit out of him with a baseball bat.
- gun0
email was sent from a non compnay account to another non company account. i got the friend the position they have. now im being crucified.
- unknown0
which comes first?
- unknown0
tell him to bend over.
- taragee0
:| not really a friend...
- gun0
thank you taragee. that is it.
- atomica0
Get a can of shaving cream, freeze it in your freezer, about 3 hours should be enough. Take it to work, take out the rubber stop on the bottom of the can. Place the can in a drawer of his desk or in a bag of his. As the can thaws, the cream expands, its enough to soak him in cream... and its a hoot of a laugh. He doesn't need to know it was you, but it'll piss him off. And you can go on not trusting him, but with a bit of glee in your life.
- unknown0
get his email address, and sign him up with all the porn mailing list. Every single one of them.
I thought that was always a good idea.
- shutdown0
fill in pc with porn then get someone to find it
- atomica0
the porn things a swell idea, so's putting bologna in his phone reciever and a lil petro jelly on the ear piece, meat smell, gooey feel....oh yeah thats nasteh.
- unknown0
hey atomica, does that actually work? or will the can explode in your freezer?
i guess there is only one way to find out...
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- Blofeldt0
Tell everyone to fuck off. If it's personal what business is it of theirs?
- atomica0
yup derek it does... i tried it on a small can, worked fine...
- Tyrone0
OK, go to his house and take a big shit in the TOP tank of his toilet so everytime he flushes he gets a new bowl full of shit. It will take months to get it out. I am not to be fucked with!
- dopepope0
Revenge is for the weak minded. Learn from this and understand now with whom you can really trust your personal affairs. Sign that person off until they prove worthy again.
- atomica0
Revenge is for people with a sense of humour... as long as its not violent.
- neoneo0
That's no friend
I'm with the baseball idea