Goldfish?
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- canadian
My goldfish died.
Little Amber was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, He politely asked, "What are you up to there, Amber?"
"My goldfish died," replied Amber tearfully, without looking up, "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?'
Amber patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
- crapmeister0
good one
- canadian0
thank you
- crapmeister0
as if U made that one up yourself :)
- canadian0
ha! that is exactly what I thought after I posted the "thank you". I thought "why did I just say thank you? As if I made it up."
- crapmeister0
hehe
well thanks for posting the joke!
I gotta give u the credit for that
- shellie0
my laugh just echoed through the studio. thanks a lot.
- Tyrone0
OHHHHH I get it. The cat ATE the goldfish so she killed and buried the cat. Right? I get it now. That's why the hole is SO big. To bury the cat. got it.
- Tyrone0
And the girl is named AMBER because its about a goldfish. GOLD-Amber....i get it.
- Bio0
it wouldve been funnier if the cat was in a dog. and the dog was inside amber's grandma. . .
ok, maybe not.
sorry, i'll get my things and leave now.
- Tyrone0
and grandma was inside a tool chest.......
- dopepope0
I love the fishes
cause they're sooo delicious
gone gold fishin'
I can eat them everyday
and my mom says thats ok
gone gold fishin'.
- waynepixel0
hahahahaha yes me like.
- gfro0
My lil' f**ker died over the summer.
- Peter0
You ripped that joke from 2advanced, damnit
;)
- taragee0
i saw that gfroi wanted to tell u it was a cool movie :) i m sorry about dog tho :(