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...I have seen the following from my apartment window:
(I swear this is all true)
- A woman getting completely naked in her car. She changed from regular clothes into a skmpy black dress and drove off.
- 6 Federal Agents scanning the underside of a big truck with a mirror on a stick.
- 150 Filipino churchgoers in full feathered regalia thumping snaredrums and glockenspiels, singing and waving Baby Jeebus dolls.
- The weird neighborhood chick who *might* be a hooker, arguing on the payphone, and dragging way too hard on her cigarette.
- 15 drunken yuppie turds spilling out of a stretch Hummer for a piss break.
- Creepy Vietnam Vet dude sitting on a barstool OUTSIDE his house, watching TV through his own living room window. Whenever you get too close to his building, he plays a tape recording telling you to go away.
- A frighteningly fat goth couple on a rusty red Vespa.
- A shifty long-haired Sicilian in a white linen suit, pacing back and forth in front of a restaurant that's packed every night with people no one's ever seen around here before.
...and to top it all...
- Woke up to a REALLY LOUD bird. I'm all "damn, that shit is LOUD"... and then I realize the thing is 2 feet from my head (flew in through the open window).
Anyone else have a view like that?
- unfittoprint0
Armageddon?
- pr20
I just realized that i want to be one of those pirates stealing cargo and ships aroud Indonesia (too bad it's so far away).
- Gorbie0
I like to watch the tweaker neighbors move around their shit pile til 3am - like they are accomplishing something.
Such busy-bees - those tweakers.
- ********0
that is absolutely fucking insane. I don't think anyone could make that shit up if they wanted to.
The last cool thing I saw was a dood with a hump-back flying off of a treadmill.
........that was cool.
- Peter0
At least you didn't wake up with a naked sailor in your bed or something.
- unknown0
balboa, I envy you, not so much for the view, but for the ability to not lock yourself in the closet after seeing half that stuff.
- unknown0
All true.
Anyone who lives in Philly will agree.
You're also guaranteed to see at least one strange physical deformity per day.
- Jnr_Madison0
That's why I never open the curtains.
- unknown0
Actually, I'd be more scared if a day passed when I didn't see some weird shit like that. Keeps things interesting. Good food for the brain.
Curtains would have helped with that pesky bird, though.
- taragee0
haha its true! i love philly - what part do u live in? u need to set up a cam
- melbatoast0
Nice to know that others share the same kind of neighbourhood. My apartment window faces a doss-house (daily/weekly rented rooms) and a back alley. If I'm not seeing hookers shoot up by the dumpsters, the guy directly across from me is peeing out of his window, or the weirdo guy who lives above him is drawing swastika's on his window, or smashing his window, or jerking off whilst looking into my apartment.
- unknown0
hahahahaHA!
Bonseff, I am truly humbled.
Taragee: I'm in Old City... and I should set up a cam, even if just to catch the bizarre Jersey mating ritual that happens at 3rd and Market every friday night.
- brooke0
I just ate a coffee jelly bean.
Gross-o-rama.
- Peter0
Hey man, stop looking when I'm peeing out my window. A guy needs his privacy, you know.
- BonSeff0
your story reminded me of that jam. i live in a super quiet dull neighborhood. cept for the pitbull next door. i hate that mutt.
his ass got to go
:P
- taragee0
hahaha oo the jersey mating ritual is a good one - come back with me in my leased lexus to my "apartment" aka mom's basement - how YOU doin
- BonSeff0
:D
- taragee0
is teh spay thing for the pitbull or the south jersians? ;)