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- ********
..on the other hand, be a little creative and make fun of spam..
in some emails (when testing sites, or collabs or whatever) some people i know (incl. myself) use these slightly entertaining subject lines..
to quote a few:
Re: empty thumbclips gone WILD!! free lifetime acces garanteed!!!
Re: XOTUS offers 200% free mortage daily!!!
Onderwerp: Add 20inch to your Xotus!! Women go nuts!! Apply now!
(site check for company called XOTUS)
and with enobrev:
Onderwerp: enlarge your frankfurter by 20inch! apply now.
etc.
oh, and ok_static just sent me one from HongKong which was unbelievable..
share your spam-pleasure-moments..
:D
- mitsu0
Attention!!! Add up to 10 inches to your pants leg in just a few minutes!!! New formula for tailoring hems discovered!! Scientists baffled!!! Order now!
To be removed from future mailings (put on other spam mailing lists) http://click_here.
- ok_static0
here's one of the best spam i ever got:
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Subject: Help! Murder, please send to the world and Hong Kong government, Forward in Aug.
If you delete this ... you seriously don't have a heart.
This story is 100% true, Forward in Aug.
Please one people forward 10 e-mail the world and send one e-mail the Hong Kong government .
Thanks my dear friend.World e-mail
Forward 1 = 1,000
Forward 2=10,000
Forward 3=100,000
Forward 4=1,000,000
Forward 5=10,000,000
Forward 6=100,000,000
Forward 7=1,000,000,000 e-mail
Forward 8 please e-mail to Hong Kong governmentHelp! Hong Kong police-terrorist's use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murders Hong Kong people.
Dear internet friend:
Help! The Hong Kong police use Brain Voice Read / Write Machine Murders the Hong Kong people , 100% true story, please E-mail your dear people and the local news, 1*10 10*100 100*1000 ..... , thank my dear Internet friend.
Hong Kong police-terrorist's organization:
The devil machine made in England. the Hong Kong police now using, installs the police communication network, 24 hours murder the Hong Kong people, this murder defeat, exposes the Hong Kong police terrorist's organization.
By the 2001-1-1~2003-8-1 31 months, murders by the police knows:
1. installs the small machine in the Hong Kong people head ----- installs is extremely easy, do not have the voice to be trouble, the victim does not feel.
2. Input/output voice ----- input/output the voice is extremely clearly, in the mountain, the sewer, the elevator, input - output voice is extremely clear, does not use the dry battery.
3. Murders Hong Kong people ----- terrorists is the Hong Kong police 50, murders many Hong Kong people 2 years.
Hong Kong people twaaaaa 2003-8-11
Yahoo search: enaaaaa
Brain Voice Read / Write Machine photo: http://enaaaaa.why.to
Chinese photo : http://twaaaaa.why.to
Attacks the Hong Kong terrorist needs your power.
Please email to Hong Kong government, thank my dear Internet friend.
- mrdobolina0
got this one this morning:
Re:Bigger weenie = more booty !
- Meeklo0
I heard that in china internet is ilegal, well unless the internet we wach eveyday, they have like a huge closed network, so only chinese pages will be seen, and if somebody get caught using regular internet, will be entitled as hacker and senteced to prision.
what do you think?
- ********0
so they don't get spam?
*runs to Chinese embassy*
- flatulence0
Mmmmmm.....SPAMwiches.
- redFridge0
here are some i have collected
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girls with alot less experience
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these girls are not pros
With this you can get it like you use to.
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frank, check these sites out
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*Be proud to pull that thing out
- BonSeff0
that spamwich image ad is goin on the office fridge real quick
- bomy_dick0
one thing i wonder is : do american males feel frustrated with the size of their penis, or have problems with erections ?
Maybe it's the food ? : too much fat in your food ?
'cause i never get an ad from an euorpean country for this kind of crap. when i get dozens from the US...
what a bad publicity for the all great american male :)
wa haha
- jg_20
this mother has a lot of fun with high testosterone school boys
- jg_20
when i told him to do me hard i didnt mean the backside, but it liked me anyway!
- crapmeister0
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