The Last Day
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- Bio
today is my day for leaving.
for everyone who helped crit my folio, and for those of you who sent your juju / vibes / undergarments, many thanks.my first supersized margarita will be for you. no shit.
my second supersized margarita will be for Jenna Jameson.
most of my third will be spilled down the front of my shirt, but the last few sips will be for twine. because twine makes things possible.
yep.
- Bio0
i must also warn that any emails sent to the address associated with this account will not reach me as of August 18th, so if you have something to say to me... say it now or say it to a different email address.
my standard address for people mailin shit is:
- jevad0
word!
all the best for the move dude!
- k0na_an0k0
bio... i will be eating a baby for you tonight my friend.
- skonge0
Jenna Jamison is running for govener of California.
hope.. hope...
- k0na_an0k0
done.
now where's my spork....
- taragee0
ask her
- taragee0
no lady can resist the fish sandwich line!!!!! didnt you see ladies man??????
- k0na_an0k0
tis true. taragee told me that she herself fell for that line a week ago to some guy named bartholemue.
- Bio0
whoooohooooooo!
thanks kids!
as for "asking her", well i did ask her to join us for lunch. i quickly got sloshed and started talking to her and some friends. topics alternated and things went well until someone mentioned coffee.
she said she didnt drink coffee but liked to think of herself on the porch when she married shane, her boyfriend whom she complains about. the AD and i just looked at eachother and i said aloud. "well there ya have it." hahahahah. he just shook his head and everyone looked at me questioningly. i buried my face in a margarita and winked at them.so... i dont think i will ask that chick anymore. instead i will remain locked inside my apartment until i move.
but damn. she told me she liked salt. we could've had little salty babies some day. hahahah
sorry, i am a but wobbly with tequila and rambling.
- mrdobolina0
oh well bio. I hate girls that go out with busters.
- k0na_an0k0
SHE'S A WHORE!
- unknown0
So you leaving... wife? job? town? newstoday?
We'll good luck with.. .. that
- k0na_an0k0
he's leaving his current job for a new position and with it he has vowed to also leave his baby eating salt sniffing ways behind... but we all know he couldn't EVER do that.
- unknown0
The cool thing I noticed about eating babies is that the bones are soft like cartilage. You can just bite right tru.
- taragee0
damn kona - where were you the next morning when i forgot his name :P
her loss - who dates someone named shane what are you out on a praire or something -
and what a tease - telling you she likes salt wink wink...want me to crank call her tell her shane is my baby daddy?
- taragee0
babies r liek soft shell crabs