i'm up for election
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- dehryll
i'm going to run for governor of california.
who's going to vote for me?
- sherman0
were you famous in the 80's?
- dehryll0
of course. i was in that tv show with the kooky family that always resolved their problems in under 30min?
what, you don't remember me?
- kenchie0
Would do but not a resident of California sadly....
- MR_T0
did someone say erection?
- dehryll0
yes. i'm up for erection.
- taragee0
ew
- kpl0
last time we have blow jobs in public office, the economy was doing pretty good.
I'M VOTING FOR YOU!
- unknown0
Sorry, but that little black midget got my vote.
- kpl0
wait, actually, no. come to think of it, that's stupid.
- kpl0
sorry, we don't let canadians vote in california.
- unknown0
you dont?? What if I whiten my teeth and dress all pretentious, I bet I'll blend in.
- k0na_an0k0
tell you what. you send me a t-shirt and a pack of gum and you gots my vote broham.
- dehryll0
i'm giving out cigarettes, t-shirts, and alcohol to eveybody who will vote for me.
...and thongs for the ladies.
- k0na_an0k0
oh shit man you have my vote!
- taragee0
kona wants a thong
he told me
to show off his brazilian wax