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- unknown
FBI just released a manual on concealable weapons. Check out the cover...
Well worth the download just for the hilarity of some of the stuff inside... like a bullet that folds open to reveal a knife blade.
"We're sorry sir. Unlike an ordinary bullet, yours contains a blade. Can't bring THAT aboard."
- save0
dodgy, but cool
- unknown0
This sort of thing always makes me a bit uneasy. I suppose it's good to have the information out there, but now any delusional knucklehead without resources can "shop the catalog"...
The Nascar Helmet Knife is pretty badazz though.
- unknown0
yah, all that does have the ability to make you that much more uneasy when getting on a plane.
That's why I choose to ride behind jets in a tow glider.
- roboteralarm0
i see an army armed with crucifix knives, fighting the nascar helmet knive rednecks...
- Bio0
i'd really like to have a few of those blades.
also, that cover is a graphic masterpiece. . .
- unknown0
I thought the same thing bio, it's just begging to be messed with in PS.
- Bio0
oh it's on now.
haha.
- unknown0
Check out the clip-art "logo" masterpiece on the last page.
Who produces that stuff anyway?
Does the FIB have a couple of designers stashed away in a hollowed-out mountain somewhere?
- Bio0
i made a "revision" of the cover artwork, but i have no way to upload it from work (firewall recently installed blocks me from ftping to my site).
anyone care to upload this biznatch for me? i think it is pretty good shit. perhaps my greatest work to date.
- inspiration0
without actually counting, i'd say roughly half of those weapons are made in the good ole u-s-of-a.
irony is of course completely lost on them.
- Bluejam0
"anyone care to upload this biznatch for me?"
Send it ova'.
- Bio0
mr. jam, you've got mail.
and if i may say so, it is a very good mail.marvel and my graphic wonderosityness!
thanks a ton man, hit me up if i can return the flavor sometime.
- Bluejam0
Ladies and Gentleman,
Intraaaaaaducing the marvelous, the magical and the goddamn genius that was, that is and that will be...Bio's FBI Masterpiece.
- Bio0
hell yea! jam, you rock!
heheh.now i know that you all wish you could be as talented a designer as i am, but it is best to give up your dreams, because you will NEVER achieve this level of greatness.
=D
- unknown0
OMG bio. took me a few seconds, but I noticed what it was right when I answered the phone (I'm a receptionist you know) and could barely say my greeting.
10 points for that one.
- unknown0
"Is that a sword umbrella in your pocket...?"
- unknown0
and it may be a day or so, but I'm so gonna have my way with that image once I'm at home.
- Bio0
in hindsight, i should've taken the red dotted lines out, but i thought it might be too hard to tell what was going on. . .
damn. i might just have to revise it a bit and upload from home. heheh