Beer Bitch Sayings

• Teck

  I am designing a t-shirt that is Some thoughtful phrases the Beer Bitch might hear...". It is a joke gift for a friend. Please give me your best quotes.

  For example: Hey sugar, bring your fine, forty million dollar ass over here with a beer in yo hand!

  Thanks... Teck

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• Bluejam0

  I couldn't give a XXXX about the beer, git yer sweet cheeks ova 'ere and let me use yer legs as a scarf. *Burp*

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• Teck0

  Thanks Bluejam.... that's funny!

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• sherman0

  "the liver is evil and must be punished!"

  (seen it before, but its a good one)

  also,

  "its not a gut, its a fuel tank for a sex machine".

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• bomy_dick0

  ahahhah : second one is excellent .. i may print this one on a shirt !

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