Word 'O' The Day v18
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Lumberjack
Please use it in ia sentence.
- Nairn0
'It' is nice.
ho ho.
- 4cY0
Can you bring the lumber, Jack?
- driftlab0
Like a jukebox rolled in bodyhair, the singing lumberjack approached a rather misguided Sir William. It was another case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
- stimuli0
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
- swollenelbow0
lumberjack is one of those words that after you say it a few times, it's like "lumberjack, this is boring."
- Seph0
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...
[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
- unknown0
why?
I wont do it.
- Mal0
Toward him the beast did lumber, Jack drew his pistol and fired and the beast did fall.
- 4cY0
nice one, Mal.
- thosethat0
"how in god's name are we gonna shift all this lumber..?"
"jack the car up offa my foot and I'll go phone WoodAway the lumber shifters..."
- 4cY0
"god knows who is the real umber?"
"Jackson might just know the answer, my friend."
- waynepixel0
lumberjack turns graphic designer turned lumberjack again because the money was so shit.
hahahahahahahaahahaha fuck.
- thosethat0
"l.. u.. m.. b.. er... Jack how do you spell lumberjack..?"
- ave0
I saw a lumberjack in off the job blues.
well oil beef hooked!
- Bio0
his lumberjackedness only served to lumberjackify his lumberjackerishousness by lumberjacktasticing the lumberjackathingy.
again:
his lumberjackedness only served to lumberjackify his lumberjackerishousness by lumberjacktasticing the lumberjackathingy.
one more time:
his lumberjackedness only served to lumberjackify his lumberjackerishousness by lumberjacktasticing the lumberjackathingy.
and yet again:
his lumberjackedness only served to lumberjackify his lumberjackerishousness by lumberjacktasticing the lumberjackathingy.
had enough?
his lumberjackedness only served to lumberjackify his lumberjackerishousness by lumberjacktasticing the lumberjackathingy.
good.
- Seph0
Bio you loon, I got your peppermints.
I opened it in front of my inlaws at the dinner table, you can imagine their looks of consternation and confusion.
A 70 year old Italian man trying to read transfatty's flyer, without understanding what it means, oh how I laughed !
the peppermints were actually a bit of a let down, the other shit was great though.
Thanks, pay day soon, I will return the gesture by sending some equally confusing shit to your parts.
Respect Bio, you brightened and confused my day.
- crapmeister0
that lumberjack looks kinda gay to me...
- crapmeister0
wow, that lumerjack sure is an handsome devil, he is free to chop my wood anytime.
- Seph0
How much jack
can a lumberjack jack
if a lumberjack
could jack jack.