Metrosexual?
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- canuck0
9 points out of 50. Damn I need to get my act together and leave this cave once and a while.
- ********0
*passes the manicure set 'pon de left hand side*
- krts0
"...not that there's anything wrong with that."
- swollenelbow0
i am
yo seriously
- nessdog0
do metrosexuals have small penises? or is that just bodybuilders?
- r_gaberz0
bodybuilders...
- r_gaberz0
I just bought a Shiseido Men
eye sootherif that means I am metorsexual.. so be it.
- tfs__mag0
what's lamer than admitting you're a metrosexual??? Using the term "metrosexual". What's wrong with saying someone is well groomed instead of using some lame buzzword the overly-cheezy media produced?
annoying isn't the word
- ********0
You're right, annoying isn't the word, it's metrosexual.
- tfs__mag0
hahahhahah.... ahha, ummm ha... eeee uhhhhhh
no
i bet it seemed funny when you first thought of it, it's okay.
- thinkmule0
quote--grouchy smurf, "I hate metrosexuals."
wait a minute---why the hell am i quoting grouchy smurf.....
- TIOIS0
when you wax your eyebrows (if your a guy) it makes you look like a puerto rican transvestite
- ronnypudding0
i bought shampoo for fifteen dollars a few days ago.
but i ain't one of them.
- Meeklo0
I pay 90 cts for my shampoo..
I dont really care for the brand, I barelly use perfume (although I have a full bottle of Miyakee)
And if ben affleck is metrosexual, I hope I never become one..
- scarabin0
15 for shampoo is cheap.
- SoulFly0
I shouldn't give away this tip... but, I guess I should give chance to the little guys too you know.
Chew lots of bubble-gum before you go on a date so when she kisses you she'll know you didn't really brush your teeth and used the gum as a cover up for your bad breath. Like I said, this one is a killer tip, do it if you really dig this chick 'cause you won't be able to get rid of her for a while. She'll be knocking on your door every night after.
- scarabin0
also, chewing gum causes you to swallow air, which causes intestinal bloating and flatulence.
- nessdog0
gheeyyy.
- sexypixel0
clothes maketh the man. no harm in looking good and having respect for yourself, but makeup and manicures... i dunno, whatever floats your boat but dont expect me to have a discussion about tan lines and wrinkle cream over a beer.